How Edward ‘Big Balls’ #Coristine and #DOGE Got Access to a Federal #Payroll System That Serves the #FBI

Hundreds of pages of records reviewed by WIRED show just how quickly DOGE gained access to systems at the Small Business Administration—and through it, a #USDA system that handles payroll for federal law enforcement.
#security #privacy #bigballs

https://www.wired.com/story/edward-coristine-big-balls-doge-federal-pay-roll-system/

How Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine and DOGE Got Access to a Federal Payroll System That Serves the FBI

Hundreds of pages of records reviewed by WIRED show just how quickly DOGE gained access to systems at the Small Business Administration—and through it, a USDA system that handles payroll for federal law enforcement.

WIRED

‘Big Balls’ No Longer Works for the US Government

The technologist Edward #Coristine , a key operative in Elon #Musk 's so-called Department of Government Efficiency who's gone by the name "Big Balls" online, has resigned, the White House tells WIRED.
> giving #bigballs the fancy job title of #technologist does not make him a rational human being
#doge #takeover

https://www.wired.com/story/big-balls-coristine-doge-resigned-us-government/

‘Big Balls’ No Longer Works for the US Government

The technologist Edward Coristine, a key operative in Elon Musk's so-called Department of Government Efficiency who's gone by the name "Big Balls" online, has resigned, the White House tells WIRED.

WIRED
Musk Brings Out Big Balls So People Will Stop Talking About How His Own Company Wants To Fire Him

It's your DOGE update!

Wonkette

With Musk’s trusted friend and fixer #Antonio #Gracias at the helm, the task force marks a significant expansion of DOGE’s portfolio
— from primarily working on agency-wide #layoffs to executing the president’s most hardline #immigration policies.

It’s also a test for how far DOGE’s reach can extend.

Key DOGE engineers now embedded at DHS include Kyle #Schutt, Edward #Coristine, (aka “Big Balls”) and Mark #Elez, according to their government email addresses.
At least two others, Aram #Moghaddassi and Payton #Rehling also have access to DHS data, as DOGE fingerprints are spread throughout DHS,
including Customs and Border Protection, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services and the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure and Security Agency.

🆘 They are providing the technical infrastructure for a sweeping set of actions aimed at revoking parole, terminating visas, and later on, reengineering the asylum adjudication process, according to the officials.
Their first mission:
🔥implement parole terminations for 6,300 undocumented immigrants who either have criminal records or are on the FBI’s terrorist watchlist.

🔥That effort required coordinating with the Social Security Administration to have their Social Security numbers effectively canceled by adding them to a database that tracks dead people, the New York Times and the Washington Post first reported.

Their theory is that without effective Social Security numbers – needed for bank accounts and loans, among other things – these people would “self deport.”

Last week, the plan was finalized in a high-level White House meeting with DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, Gracias and other senior DOGE staffers and White House officials, two of the officials said.
❌In recent weeks, the Trump administration has moved aggressively in its effort to revoke parole, visas and temporary protected status for hundreds of thousands of immigrants and students,
many of whom were granted the ability to legally study and work in the United States in the short-term under Biden administration policies.
But what actually happens in the government’s IT systems to make sure that those people are eligible for deportation?
Who makes sure that that is reflected in the database?

That is where DOGE comes in
to comb through datasets at all relevant agencies and facilitate data-sharing between agencies
so the enforcement actions can be carried out systematically and at-scale, one of administration officials said.
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/04/11/doge-immigration-taskforce-00287327

@hanse_mina Bingo…Yahtzee!

“He is listed as a "sr adviser" at the State Dept & the Cybersecurity & Infrastructure Security Ag, according to 1 offc at each agency who told Reuters they had seen his name in their respective agencies' staff dir.
On LinkedIn, Coristine describes himself as a "Vol (Intern) Plumber" w/the US gov.
The State Det did not return messages asking about #coristine. CISA, is responsible for protecting fed gov networks from cybercriminals & foreign spies, declined comment.”

Elon Musk’s ‘Big Balls’ Doge Staffer Reportedly Ran Tech Support for a Cybercrime Ring

Reuters published new details about the storied past of 19-year-old Doge staffer Edward Coristine.

Gizmodo

Beginning around 2022, while still in high school, #Coristine ran a company called DiamondCDN that provided network services, acc/to corporate & digital records reviewed by Reuters & interviews w/half a dozen fmr associates. Among its users was a website run by a ring of #cybercriminals operating under the name "EGodly," acc/to digital records preserved by the internet intelligence firm DomainTools & the online #cybersecurity tool Any.Run.

#USpol #InfoSec #NationalSecurity #Trump #Musk #DOGE

Add to these two stories a big scoop on another DOGE staffer with Russia ties

Prominent DOGE Staffer Is Grandson Of Turncoat KGB Spy

Edward “Big Balls” Coristine is the descendant of Valery Martynov, a KGB agent who spied for the US

#Musk #DOGE #Russia #KGB #EdwardCoristine #Coristine

https://www.jacobsilverman.com/p/prominent-doge-staffer-is-grandson

Prominent DOGE Staffer Is Grandson Of Turncoat KGB Spy

Edward “Big Balls” Coristine happens to be the descendant of Valery Martynov, a KGB agent who spied for the US.

Jacob Silverman
Oh. Another 20 something year old bigot on #Elon's/the republican's "end #America" team.

#doge #coristine #fascism #bigotry #dogebigots #whitesupremacy