Jay CruzThere’s always that person at the work place who really wants to make sure to tell everyone that they don’t like Turkey. 🦃
Matthew CampbellOkay, message received! Taylor Twitt came out with a new album. Can we move on please? I don't need to see this useless breaking news in every single app or news feed. I know she's really popular in the rainbow community, but not all of us gay guys care about her. #CoolStoryBro #STFU
WillNew song! Happy pride! Not gonna say much, just check it out if you can I'm very proud of it.
#music #edm #independentmusic #independentartist #dubstep #independentproducer #coolstorybro
#music #edm #independentmusic #independentartist #dubstep #independentproducer #coolstorybro
Spooky23Pretty sure this bottle of brandy has been in my dads kitchen for thirty years.
#coolstorybro https://www.instagram.com/p/BDYR_KiBXa1/
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Three days later, they take the money out of my account, display it as a refund and have it as pending.
#CoolStoryBro
My #CoolStoryBro for the day
HipsterDM@drunkenmadman
Oooooo, my turn!
That same story but my 3 year-old said it word for word when I asked him what's wrong with adults!
INIT_6@jerry This distracted driver reminds me of a great story.
I was having brunch with the wife. As we were walking out, I noticed a car creeping by that was heads down, looking at her cell phone.
I was already on the parking lot pavement; as she drove by, I smacked her car pretty hard with my open hand and yelled the loudest I could, FFUUUCCCKK.
She slams on her brakes in a panic, looking around.
I am, of course, laughing my ass off. She then gets out of the car to try and yell at me.
I, of course, continued to laugh and say listen lady, you were on your phone; you could have run over a kid or anyone, really. You are lucky. This is a cheap lesson, so say you are sorry, get back in your car, and pay attention.
She mumbled some things and left.
Turboconnard@PetitFayot d'ailleurs, enfant, un pote avait une chienne qui s'appelait "felibelle" comme dans les cosmocats (ce qui est complètement con quand on y pense) et il croyait que la chanson de téléphone parlait d'une meuf qui s'appellait comme son chien. #coolstorybro
putain j'ai super envie de tooter mais ma vie n'est pas passionnante, mes avis ne sont pas vraiment pertinents et mes hobbies n'intéressent personne. Je lance un #coolstorybro à cet effet.