According to the #TheBorowitzReport, the #ConvictedFelon laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist and said: "They gave everything so people like me could give nothing."

https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/trump-honors-those-who-helped-others-3ef

#TBR #DraftDogder #TheBillionaireClass

We seem to have quite a bipartisan group of dodgers, who nonetheless managed to become Commander in Chief. #PatrioticDodgers

https://www.historyandheadlines.com/10-patriots-who-dodged-the-draft-or-did-not-serve/

📰 Feds' order to halt closure of aging Michigan coal plant is illegal, plaintiffs tell judges — #MichiganPublic

Not surprisingly, #convictedFelon #sexOffender #DonaldTrump's order for #ConsumersPower to keep a coal-powered generator operating is *ILLEGAL*.

https://www.michiganpublic.org/environment-climate-change/2026-05-15/feds-order-to-halt-closure-of-aging-michigan-coal-plant-is-illegal-plaintiffs-tell-judges

📰 How much evil can Trump’s DOJ manage in a single week? - #DailyKos

❝The stooges at the Department of Justice were busy little beavers this week. Hey, it takes a lot of work to drop charges for a corrupt #DonaldTrump crony, then try to save #Trump’s bacon in one of his personal lawsuits, and to make sure that states never, ever try to stop the flow of assault rifles.❞

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2026/5/9/800035868/series/how-much-evil-can-trumps-doj-manage-in-a-single-week/

#USPolitics @uspolitics #convictedFelon #sexOffender

📰 Maggie Haberman Baffled by Trump Fixation on Kimmel Joke — #Mediaite

❝[ #convictedFelon #sexOffender ] #DonaldTrump continued his verbal broadsides (whining) against Jimmy Kimmel and ABC on Thursday, again demanding the network fire him over a joke he made last week, and even longtime Trump beat reporter Maggie Haberman is surprised by the president’s persistence.❞

https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/maggie-haberman-baffled-by-trumps-fixation-on-kimmel-joke-this-is-free-speech/

To “86” — slang, often used in restaurants to mean “remove”. As in “86 tonight’s special from the menu, we’re out of the chicken.”

I have NEVER heard the term used as a thread of violence.

It DOES NOT MEAN: To murder or assassinate.

This administration’s weaponization of our justice department as an arm of dictatorial intimidatinon, harrasment,
and retribution through vindictive prosecution, clearly invoked to distract from factual malice malfeasance and fraud taking place in the name of the United States.

Fuck this bullshit from the idiot malignant
narcissist asshole.

Wasting American treasure and reputation for his own profit, vanity, and ego. This isn’t leadership of a nation –It’s a never ending campaign to avoid consequences of horrible behavior.

#EightySixFourtySeven
#ConvictedFelon
#WarCriminalPresident
#Traitor

#JohnLithgow reads one of his poems about "Trumpty Dumpty", a parody of #convictedFelon #sexOffender #DonaldTrump.

https://beige.party/@TresFluke/116462447675406484

PS: I'm definitely NOT quoting this post. 😉

"He says the project used the Trump brand to 'profit through fraud.'"

Umm, kid--that IS the Trump brand 😅 #DonTheCon #ConvictedFelon #TheGriftGoesOn

https://www.threads.com/@meidastouch/post/DXcVJMClJZh

RE: https://mastodon.social/@mac4ever/116443697491094504

This is too good not to post the translation…

❝Tim Cook's departure: Trump publishes a long post between praise and... bootlicking❞

⁨https://mac4ever.com/195788⁩
⁨#Mac4Ever⁩ ⁨#JohnTernus⁩ ⁨#TimCook⁩ #convictedFelon #sexOffender #DonaldTrump ⁨#Trump⁩