Called BUPA as my insurance annual charge was quoted at 160% of the 1st-I-checked competitor's quote for a minimalist cover.

After jumping through hoops for some 5 minutes BUPA tells me there is a 30 minute wait. Or I can get a "secure messaging conversation" link texted to me.

I go for the "secure messaging conversation".
The fuckers send me a link to themselves on various apps WhatsApp etc.

Back to get on the 30min queue.

#Australia #HealthInsurance #ConsumingIn2026 #CustomerFuckage #BUPA

Laundry fun.

Brown paint from unknown location on front waistband of trousers.
Not moving with water and silicone scrubber.

🤬

Applied the Exit yellow rectangular soap bar.

And rubbed.

[swearing in reverse] No idea what is in it but it worked very well.

#Laundry #StainRemoval #ConsumingIn2026