I dumped a guy that I dated briefly in uni because at a party he and his mates tried to drink their beers by punching a hole in the bottom of the can. Whatever they were trying to do with this "shotgunning" as they called it, they looked like a bunch of stupid twats.

I dumped a guy that I dated briefly in uni because at a party he and his mates tried to drink their beers by punching a hole in the bottom of the can. Whatever they were trying to do with this "shotgunning" as they called it, they looked like a bunch of stupid twats.

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Fed up of sending apples to school for kids to be taken too and fro every day, despite being assured that they ate their snack, until they are rediscovered as slime. I've swapped the fruit for play kitchen fruit. No one has noticed, they are still "eating their snack" every day.

Fed up of sending apples to school for kids to be taken too and fro every day, despite being assured that they ate their snack, until they are rediscovered as slime. I've swapped the fruit for play kitchen fruit. No one has noticed, they are still "eating their snack" every day.

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Every time my manager sends me a text message, I have to delete her number so I won't text her while drunk and tell her I'm in love with her.

Every time my manager sends me a text message, I have to delete her number so I won't text her while drunk and tell her I'm in love with her.

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My husband repeatedly leaves his wellington boots directly under the kitchen counter edge. I drop the odd cherry tomato in there.Well, tonight, I just dropped an entire slice of his piping hot pizza into his wellington, fished it out with the tongs and served it to him for dinner

My husband repeatedly leaves his wellington boots directly under the kitchen counter edge. I drop the odd cherry tomato in there.Well, tonight, I just dropped an entire slice of his piping hot pizza into his wellington, fished it out with the tongs and served it to him for dinner

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If there is a number value assigned to the volume on a device I cannot not set it on a prime number. In the disastrous event of one not being available in the range, it must be odd, and have minimal factors.

If there is a number value assigned to the volume on a device I cannot not set it on a prime number. In the disastrous event of one not being available in the range, it must be odd, and have minimal factors.

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I had to buy Mariah Carey's Christmas album to replace a young person's copy I threw out the window when they played it in October and it disappeared. I'm most ashamed of it being in my purchase history.

I had to buy Mariah Carey's Christmas album to replace a young person's copy I threw out the window when they played it in October and it disappeared. I'm most ashamed of it being in my purchase history.

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If you're driving like a dick and cutting me up, and you have business details on your vehicle, you can bet I'll be visiting the "contact us" page of your website and recommending a driving instructor alongside my 1* review.

If you're driving like a dick and cutting me up, and you have business details on your vehicle, you can bet I'll be visiting the "contact us" page of your website and recommending a driving instructor alongside my 1* review.

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There was a girl in my school who would constantly win medals for fencing which I always thought was weird. I was about 15 when I realised it was for participating in the sport rather than being stood in gardens or fields putting up fences.

There was a girl in my school who would constantly win medals for fencing which I always thought was weird. I was about 15 when I realised it was for participating in the sport rather than being stood in gardens or fields putting up fences.

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If you drive an Audi, a BMW or a Tesla, I will do everything I can through my road positioning and speed choices to add five to ten seconds to your journey time.

If you drive an Audi, a BMW or a Tesla, I will do everything I can through my road positioning and speed choices to add five to ten seconds to your journey time.

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I'm a teacher who left my last school because the management were arseholes. Now whenever I see 'vote for our school' posts on social media so they can win some award, I deliberately vote for whoever they're up against. Fuck them.

I'm a teacher who left my last school because the management were arseholes. Now whenever I see 'vote for our school' posts on social media so they can win some award, I deliberately vote for whoever they're up against. Fuck them.

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