The wife and I have a long-running difference of opinion about car GPS use. I set it so the direction of travel is on top. She sets it so that north is on top. We each switch to our preferred mode before each journey. Comments welcome about whether this is weird.

The wife and I have a long-running difference of opinion about car GPS use. I set it so the direction of travel is on top. She sets it so that north is on top. We each switch to our preferred mode before each journey. Comments welcome about whether this is weird.

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I sext for extra cash. Ive just had an 82 yo old man refer to their car as a 'wank chariot'. I'm done.

I sext for extra cash. Ive just had an 82 yo old man refer to their car as a 'wank chariot'. I'm done.

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I tell sex workers my name is Jay, not because I'm trying to be secretive but because John is a little on the nose.

I tell sex workers my name is Jay, not because I'm trying to be secretive but because John is a little on the nose.

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I slice a banana on to pizza before it goes in the oven. It's absolutely delicious

I slice a banana on to pizza before it goes in the oven. It's absolutely delicious

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I've spent all evening feeling mildly irritated that I'd mislaid a T-shirt that I intended to put in the wash. Five hours and a couple of trips to the bathroom later, I've realised that I'm wearing it under a jumper.

I've spent all evening feeling mildly irritated that I'd mislaid a T-shirt that I intended to put in the wash. Five hours and a couple of trips to the bathroom later, I've realised that I'm wearing it under a jumper.

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I stay in budget hotels a lot for work. I am also usually the last person to leave the hotel bar. Without fail I reverse every 'do not disturb' sign I find on my way to bed. The chaos it must cause in the morning still amuses me.

I stay in budget hotels a lot for work. I am also usually the last person to leave the hotel bar. Without fail I reverse every 'do not disturb' sign I find on my way to bed. The chaos it must cause in the morning still amuses me.

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New girfriend is taking the piss and telling her mates because I bake Greggs and soak it in hot tea before eating it. I can't be the only one who eats it this way, can I?

New girfriend is taking the piss and telling her mates because I bake Greggs and soak it in hot tea before eating it. I can't be the only one who eats it this way, can I?

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Started a new job just before Xmas, went home with a guy from another dept at the Christmas party, might have been the best shag of my life. Last week he was moved in to my dept, he's an annoying, incompetent, cocky asshole. Between that and the sexual tension, I need a new job.

Started a new job just before Xmas, went home with a guy from another dept at the Christmas party, might have been the best shag of my life. Last week he was moved in to my dept, he's an annoying, incompetent, cocky asshole. Between that and the sexual tension, I need a new job.

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Have never had my ears pierced. Was a bridesmaid, bride wanted us to wear matching earrings. Promised to get my ears done to fit in. Did it myself in the bathroom with a sewing needle, and let the holes heal up again after the wedding. Didn't cost a penny.

Have never had my ears pierced. Was a bridesmaid, bride wanted us to wear matching earrings. Promised to get my ears done to fit in. Did it myself in the bathroom with a sewing needle, and let the holes heal up again after the wedding. Didn't cost a penny.

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I have been kicked from the extended family group chat because I told my uncle that no one wants to see his ai slop remixes of every picture that gets posted and he got rather upset. They don't even look like the people they are supposed to be.

I have been kicked from the extended family group chat because I told my uncle that no one wants to see his ai slop remixes of every picture that gets posted and he got rather upset. They don't even look like the people they are supposed to be.

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