Comic Relief and D&D are raffling off a D&D session at Kynren's Knights' Round Table, two nights at Walworth Castle, and a dungeon feast for six. The DM is billed only as "professional", which raises more questions than it answers. Entries close 21st June.

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England legend Jill Scott's hilarious mishap amid gruelling Sport Relief challenge

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Dawn French tells Eamonn Holmes 'dream on' after she 'knocked him back for kiss'

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/dawn-french-tells-eamonn-holmes-37258349

The Longest Journey, released in 1999
Released for: PC (Microsoft Windows), iOS
Point-and-click; Puzzle; Adventure
Action, Fantasy, Science fiction, Mystery
cyberpunk, time travel, immortality, detective, dark, magic, dystopian, 2.5d, gambling, futuristic, female protagonist, graphic adventure, steam, parallel worlds, bird, chosen one, dialogue trees, conspiracy, pizza, dreams, talking animals, digital distribution, single-player only, anthropomorphism, platform exclusive, world map, voice acting, bink video, pop culture reference, profanity, saving the world, potion, castaway, underwater gameplay, animal companions, movie reference, vending machine interaction, floating island, bread, non-linear storytelling, item combination, dimension travel, one-handed gameplay, fetch quests, recurring character, flashback, kidnapping, scripted events, propaganda, journalist, cutscene menu, escaping imprisonment, fast traveling, italian accent, dream sequence, bartender, cliffhanger, another world, pre-rendered backgrounds, reluctant hero, comic relief, infinite pockets, unresolved stories, lgbtq+, scummvm compatible

From the Internet Games Database
https://www.igdb.com/games/the-longest-journey
#games #adventures #pointnclick #adventuregames #old #history #retrocomputing #retrogaming #retro #image #screenshots #1990s #90s #cyberpunk #timetravel #immortality #detective #dark #magic #dystopian #25d #gambling #futuristic #femaleprotagonist #graphicadventure #steam #parallelworlds #bird #chosenone #dialoguetrees #conspiracy #pizza #dreams #talkinganimals #digitaldistribution #singleplayeronly #anthropomorphism #platformexclusive #worldmap #voiceacting #binkvideo #popculturereference #profanity #savingtheworld #potion #castaway #underwatergameplay #animalcompanions #moviereference #vendingmachineinteraction #floatingisland #bread #nonlinearstorytelling #itemcombination #dimensiontravel #onehandedgameplay #fetchquests #recurringcharacter #flashback #kidnapping #scriptedevents #propaganda #journalist #cutscenemenu #escapingimprisonment #fasttraveling #italianaccent #dreamsequence #bartender #cliffhanger #anotherworld #prerenderedbackgrounds #reluctanthero #comicrelief #infinitepockets #unresolvedstories #lgbtqplus #scummvmcompatible #win #ios #action #fantasy #sciencefiction #mystery
Saturday #NoeticSpectrum : Possibly the best comment ever on a particular segment on #SkinwalkerRanch and that terrifying #Hitchhiker effect was a deadpan sarcastic
"Do any of these people have in-laws ? "
#ComicRelief

Woman who won £6m Omaze house can FINALLY move in a year after planning row

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/omaze-house-winner-blakeney-norfolk-36973365

Quest for Glory V: Dragon Fire, released in 1998
Released for: PC (Microsoft Windows), Mac
Point-and-click; Puzzle; Role-playing (RPG); Adventure
Action, Fantasy
ghosts, assassin, bloody, magic, minigames, guild, death, permadeath, gambling, blackjack, backtracking, undead, traps, princess, dialogue trees, easter egg, teleportation, pizza, sequel, mad scientist, silent protagonist, climbing, swimming, day/night cycle, boss fight, leveling up, world map, human, polygonal 3d, pop culture reference, non-player character, centaurs, arena combat, minotaurs, treasure chest, moral decisions, side quests, potion, black market, grapple, real-time combat, underwater gameplay, stat tracking, self-referential humor, movie reference, theft, sleeping, item combination, merchants, character import, fetch quests, regicide, mana, monarchy, frankenstein's monster, levitation, poisoning, random encounter, new game plus, paladins, airship, prince, real time game clock, negotiation, comic relief, box art - half of face displayed

From the Internet Games Database
https://www.igdb.com/games/quest-for-glory-v-drago…
#games #adventures #pointnclick #adventuregames #old #history #retrocomputing #retrogaming #retro #image #screenshots #1990s #90s #ghosts #assassin #bloody #magic #minigames #guild #death #permadeath #gambling #blackjack #backtracking #undead #traps #princess #dialoguetrees #easteregg #teleportation #pizza #sequel #madscientist #silentprotagonist #climbing #swimming #dayslashnightcycle #bossfight #levelingup #worldmap #human #polygonal3d #popculturereference #nonplayercharacter #centaurs #arenacombat #minotaurs #treasurechest #moraldecisions #sidequests #potion #blackmarket #grapple #realtimecombat #underwatergameplay #stattracking #selfreferentialhumor #moviereference #theft #sleeping #itemcombination #merchants #characterimport #fetchquests #regicide #mana #monarchy #frankensteinsmonster #levitation #poisoning #randomencounter #newgameplus #paladins #airship #prince #realtimegameclock #negotiation #comicrelief #boxarthalfoffacedisplayed #win #mac #action #fantasy

Meet Fat Man and Little Boy.

You'll meet them at a bad inn or a good road, depending on your
luck, and they will immediately be too much. Fat Man laughs
before the joke lands and Little Boy finishes it before Fat Man
can, and somewhere in the middle of all that noise you'll
decide they're harmless. Most people do.

Fat Man is broad and round and warm in the way of a hearth that
doesn't know it's burning too hot. He gestures when he talks,
which is always, and he has a laugh that arrives several seconds
before anything funny happens. Little Boy is long and narrow and
still, and watches everything with the patient attention of
someone who has learned that the world reveals itself if you
wait. They have been together long enough that their sentences
are a single thing split between two mouths.

They're carrying something. They don't know what it is -- not
really. They were paid to move it, told it was fragile, told not
to open it, and they haven't, because they are, despite
everything, professionals. It is fragile. It is also the reason
the next three sessions go the way they do. By the time you
understand what they had, you will have already decided you
liked them. That's the point. That was always the point.

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Fat Man and Little Boy are comic NPCs built for early placement
and long shadow -- loud enough to dismiss, warm enough to trust,
and load-bearing in ways the party won't clock until it's loud.
Fat Man runs high Charisma and low Wisdom, all impulse and
infectious energy, a natural distraction. Little Boy is his
complement: high Perception, low everything the party might
think to check. Together they function as a delivery mechanism
for a plot device neither of them understands, and as a quiet
argument that the most dangerous things in a campaign are the
ones that make you smile first.

#iTA #isThisAnything #DnD #TTRPG #CharacterIntro #NPC
#Homebrew #ComicRelief #PlotTwist #DungeonMaster #DMTools

Greg James insists he's 'not doing it again' in health update after Comic Relief challenge

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/tv/greg-james-insists-hes-not-33637101