dear #Colesworth
thank you for your email asking if i have forgotten something
someone connected to your organisation (and i’m not convinced it’s human) thinks i got half-way through shopping online then forgot the last thing i ordered.
it’s possible i am losing my short-term memory, or can’t work out the steps from scratch, so i’m really grateful for the link to my half-empty shopping cart
of course, it’s also possible my shopping spree was interrupted by something important, or even calamitous, but i appreciate the optimistic tone of your email
in truth, i shop once a week, and it makes more sense to put stuff in my shopping cart than write a list.
i also like to leave the actual checkout stage til the last minute, in case the unthinkable happens and your too-good-to-miss specials (as described to me in regular emails) actually become “currently available”.
as someone without the means to acquire the land and resources to live independently of corporate supply chains, the random chance of success keeps me hooked, and the entertainment value is hard to quantify
yours sincerely,
maude