@soller

Just the other day I was barked at and blocked, in the context of the #vim "controversy"
For saying that if you insist on #Ai #vibecode free purity...
...you will be using a clay tablet for your computing needs soon.
And here we are.

I'm looking forward to a HomoSapiensLinux fork where every line of code is chiseled from a pure human bone with tools forged in artisan smithy...
...that's going to collapse in controversy because major contributors will be sprung vibecoding 😄

BTW: Any of you read that .md file before conniptions?
Would be good idea to get some human #codemonkeys to comply with the directives there 😁

🤖🎮 The cyber genius #circus presents: bots battling in a glorified game of digital chess, where AI writes the script and humans pretend to be impressed. Code monkeys unite to watch the thrilling spreadsheet showdown! 📊🥱
https://llmskirmish.com/ #cybergenius #botsbattle #digitalchess #AIshowdown #codemonkeys #HackerNews #ngated
LLM Skirmish

LLM Skirmish - An Adversarial In-Context Learning Benchmark

#kde #plasma still can't match the #kde3 series because konqueror don't have horizontal + vertical split as it did in the 3.5.x version.... shame on you #codemonkeys
🤖🎉 Oh joy! Another #GitHub project claiming to revolutionize our lives with a #SerDes in Verilog—because everyone and their grandmother needs a serializer/deserializer, right? 🙄 Meanwhile, AI-powered code monkeys are standing by to make sure you still don't write rubbish. 🐒💻
https://github.com/SparcLab/OpenSERDES #Verilog #AI #CodeMonkeys #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - SparcLab/OpenSERDES: Digitally synthesizable architecture for SerDes using Skywater Open PDK 130 nm technology.

Digitally synthesizable architecture for SerDes using Skywater Open PDK 130 nm technology. - SparcLab/OpenSERDES

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Die Tage der #Codemonkeys scheinen mir auch früher als später gezählt. #ChatGPT 3.5 gibt hier einen ziemlich appetitanregenden Vorgeschmack.

@derobbis @sirol una serie fantastica quanto sconosciuta ai più, fu trasmessa da ALL Music che al tempo era la concorrente di MTV e cercavano di differenziare l'offerta musicale con qualcosa di diverso rispetto alla programmazione TV del tempo, ad esempio MTV in quegli anni trasmetteva Fur TV che era un Muppet Show solo per aduti spassosissimo.

#codemonkeys #furtv #allmusic #mtv

I’m not into #JavaScript, so maybe because of that I was laughing out loud when reading that blog post about npm dependencies. :) tl;dr: there’s no dependency hell in JS world, there’s just incompetency. in general it’s strange from my pov, when a developer wants to wrap a single function into a separate package. and I’m agree with the author in the point that such 1 to 10 strings functions as a packages do not make sense, when you always can write them by yourself. if you can’t, then you have to learn before trying to make more complex software. otherwise your project will be full of “magic” and “HeisenBugs”, which will turn your life into hell, when your users will ask you, why your application stopped working or doesn’t work as intended. low entrance level may be good for school projects, when a person learns how to program. but in case of real-world software I prefer to use something more robust.

#development #js #npm #software #programming #coding #codemonkeys

NPM & left-pad: Have We Forgotten How To Program?

Intro Okay developers, time to have a serious talk. As you are probably already aware, this week React, Babel, and a bunch of other high-profile packages on NPM broke. The reason they broke is rather astounding: A simple NPM package called left-pad that was a dependency of their code. left-pad, at the time of writing this, has 11 stars on GitHub . The entire package is 11 simple lines that implement a basic left-pad string function . In case those links ever die, here is the entire code of the left-pad package:

David Haney - Blogging About .NET Core & Engineering Management
Discord be like: What's up GAMERS? We love GAMING and the YOUTH! Sorry discord isn't work in right now, #YOLO am I right? GAME time! Why don't you go GAME while our #codemonkeys figure out what's wrong? Peace!!