Ist mal wieder #Clownflare down?

In the neverending saga of Cloudflare Sucks, I can't log on to my mobile carrier's website this morning due to an infinite loop of their stupid turnstile checkbox thing. Using @Vivaldi

Somehow it works with Firefox? Apparently it's opposite day.

We desperately need alternatives to these idiots before they're a single point of failure for the entire Internet.

#clownflare #cloudflare #hegemony

I'm seriously considering boycotting any sitess that used #CloudFlare.
#ClownFlare
#BoycottCloudFlare
What a waste of time. It's the new generation of denial of service attacks.
#DumbAllOver
@adafruit I'd love to read the article, but #CloudFlare wouldn't let me. I verified I was human by getting frustrated and closing my browser.
#ClownFlare
...and Cloudflare is slowing down... #Indy500Jokes #ClownFlare

@h3 +9001%

@Unixbigot I mean, that is a way to do it, just like #sgi #LavaRand [that #ClownFlare stole] (but that one isn't truly random but merely multiple LSFR-Style loops in parallel), but with true randomness.

  • Another option is to use an #LNB (ideally like a C+Ku-Band universal one) and point it at some random point in the sky that isn't the GSO or Sun…
Kevin Karhan :verified: (@[email protected])

Also no, #LavaRand is just #pseudorandom, because every #Lavalamp has a determineable cycle of blobs it'll form... It's just that that it'll take exact info re: the filling, geometry and used bulb to be able to reconstruct and recreate the loop. But it's a form of #pseudorandomness that is considered "sufficient"... Tho if one uses #CloudFlare they already fucked up #ITsec so hard, they might just not use #SSL at all... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUUfMeOijg video via @[email protected]

Infosec.Space

@hkrn which is absurd given how #ClownFlare is the #1 #RogueISP hosting #Cybercrime and refusing to process #AbuseReports!

#CloudFlare

Ah toll, #clownflare ist mal wieder down. Kann meine #EH23 extension nicht registrieren.