Mastodawn

@Minionflo @gintoxicating @CyReVolt see the #hetznered tag…

Needless to say they also can't be assed to wipe their VPSes / delete virtual drives when they provision new customers, so one has to manually shred the contents!

I literally wrote my own script just I didn't have to sit there all day when I helped with a #CloudExit!
- Booted into the "Rescue-Linux" and ran wget https://raw.githubusercontent.com/kkarhan/misc-scripts/refs/heads/master/bash/wiper.sh && chmod +x ./wiper.sh && sudo ./wiper.sh on said machines.

#Hetzner #InfoSec #ComSec #OpSec #ITsec

misc-scripts/bash/wiper.sh at master · kkarhan/misc-scripts

random scripts for various admin tasks. Contribute to kkarhan/misc-scripts development by creating an account on GitHub.

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Kevin Karhan

Mar 9

@Sascha garnicht erst in die Cloud gehen!

Spaß beiseite: Ich helf' gern beim #CloudExit…

#200IQmove #Sarkasmus #Shitpost #Kommentar

Bastian (moved)Nov 30

Mittlerweile haben wir unseren #Cloudexit fast hinter uns gebracht. Als letzter, wichtiger Dienst steht noch #1password auf der Streichliste. Und an #Spotify traue ich mich noch nicht heran, weil wir auf unterschiedlichen Speakern Spotify Connect nutzen, für das es bei der Konkurrenz kein Äquivalent gibt.

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Kevin Karhan

Nov 25

@DigitalNaiv ja, und ich hab schon 2021 #CloudExit|s mit verantwortet.

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Kevin Karhan

Nov 4

@davep @northernlights @ElBeeToots @yawnbox

Fact is: @signalapp is run by criminally incompetent Money Burners and whilst @Mer__edith isn't to blame for #Moxie's decisions, she shurely is to blame for not addressing issues and changing course!

The whole thread at the top is just insulting to anyone who helped companies to do #CloudExit and actually #SelfHost their infrastructure for a fraction of the cost!

Kevin Karhan :verified: (@[email protected])

My [reservations](https://infosec.space/@kkarhan/114234551915193036) and [criticism](https://infosec.space/@kkarhan/114862595629371002) re: #Signal are not just valid, but the reality is *even worse than I thought*: - The fact that @[email protected] requires not only their shitty #Android #App, and a #PhoneNumber but literally won't allow people to use their shitty #Desktop-App unless they have an Android device with a camera pointed at it makes it utterly unuseable for certain users *who don't have a fucking #camera in their Android*… Seriously, do they expect folks to deal with that shit? - It's already worse in terms of #UX than #telegram and #discord and that too makes #XMPP+#OMEMO clients like @[email protected] / #monoclesChat & @[email protected] / #gajim easier and faster to onboard #TechIlliterates onto. - Whichever asshole decided that a *replacement for #SMS* should mandate #PII like a #PhoneNumber & not be natively cross-platform should be banned from doing any #tech in their life. Trying to circumvent this shit and helping folks with it makes me so fucking angry that I'm now explicitly refusing to support it! FIX THAT SHIT, @[email protected], and if it means you need to kick some devs in their crouch then consider this a necessary *"investment"*… #sarcasm #TechSupport #TalesFromTechSupport #Enshittification #SignalSucks #TelegramSucks #Messengers

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Kevin Karhan

Oct 20

@paul @juliewebgirl I literally accompanied a medium-sized corporation doing their #CloudExit and going away from #AWS & #VPSes to #SelfHosting with owned hardware and merely colocating/housing that in a datacenter…

Wes Hargrove Oct 20

Time to exit the cloud. I mean, really the time was yesterday. #aws #awsoutage #cloudexit

Christian Huth May 11, 2025

Cloudexit is an open-source tool for cloud engineers to assess cloud exit strategies. It evaluates risks and offers insights into challenges of leaving a current cloud provider. Using EscapeCloud Community Edition, organizations can prepare better for a cloud exit, ensuring informed decisions: https://github.com/escapecloud/cloudexit

#cloud #cloudexit #cloudnative #opensource #OpenSourceSunday

GitHub - escapecloud/cloudexit: Run a cloud exit assessment on your infrastructure to gain insights into the challenges and constraints of a potential cloud exit.

Run a cloud exit assessment on your infrastructure to gain insights into the challenges and constraints of a potential cloud exit. - escapecloud/cloudexit

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