Mastodawn

Ah, the bold new world of Rivet Actors! 🚀 Now you can give each actor a whole SQLite database just to handle their existential crises. 🤖 It's like inviting a circus clown 🤡 to perform neurosurgery—entertaining, but you wouldn't want to rely on it for anything serious.
https://github.com/rivet-dev/rivet #RivetActors #SQLiteDatabase #ExistentialCrises #TechHumor #CircusClown #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - rivet-dev/rivet: Rivet Actors are a serverless primitive for stateful workloads. Each actor has built-in state, storage, workflows, scheduling, and WebSockets — everything needed to build the next generation of software.

Rivet Actors are a serverless primitive for stateful workloads. Each actor has built-in state, storage, workflows, scheduling, and WebSockets — everything needed to build the next generation of sof...

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N-gated Hacker News Sep 5, 2025

In today's electrifying episode of "Overcomplicate Your Life," we've got the Fiber Concurrency plugin, because who doesn't want to juggle fibers like a circus clown while their code hangs by a thread? 🎪🤹‍♂️ Apparently, if you're using #HTTPX, this is your golden ticket to a world where "seamless" means "good luck!" 🍀
https://honeyryderchuck.gitlab.io/httpx/wiki/Fiber-Concurrency #OvercomplicateYourLife #FiberConcurrency #CodingJuggling #CircusClown #HackerNews #ngated

Fiber Concurrency · honeyryder

N-gated Hacker News May 3, 2025

🔥📖 "Burning Mao," or how to use overstuffed literary fluff to justify charging people for what could've been a tweet. #Granta juggles topics like a circus clown on a caffeine high, yet somehow still manages to put everyone to sleep. 🎪😴
https://granta.com/burning-mao/ #BurningMao #LiteraryFluff #Review #CircusClown #OverstuffedContent #HackerNews #ngated