J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is bending space-time to bring you the ultimate shortcut.
He’s folding space to Waffle House after a long Saturday night, and he’s not there for the hash browns. For fifty dollars, you aren't just a member; you are an ORDAINED MINISTER of the Church of the SubGenius! You get the right to perform weddings, funerals, and illegal organ transplants in the back of a Chevy Blazer!
The SubGenius salvation starts at the next booth.
