Has James Comer Just Been Begging FBI To Let Him Sniff Rudy's Russian Spy Farts This Whole Time?

Kinda sounds like it.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Found The Whistleblower But Shhhhhhh They're Hiding, BE VERY AFRAID, JOE BIDEN!

But also they are very scared.

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Even Fox News Seems Pretty Sure James Comer And Ron Johnson's Biden Investigations F*ckin' Dumb

This is the quality of today's Republicans.

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James Comer Knows What Joe Biden Did! Party's Over, Joe! Resign Before He Tells Everybody What You Did!

Banjo banjo banjo banjo banjo banjo banjo STRUM.

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Helpful Anti-Abortion Doctors Just Making Up Crazy Sh*t At Senate Abortion Pill Hearing

It's fiction.

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Dianne Feinstein's Republican Colleagues So Sorry She's On Fire But Have No Piss To Give

And this should piss you off.

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Wonk TV: Why Politicians (Or Anyone Really) Should Work Until They Die

There must be a better way

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Everybody Hates Tucker's January 6 Sedition Porn Recruitment Video, Even Republican Senators

The regular ones, not the Josh Hawley seditionist ones.

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Nepo Baby Pat Grassley Declares War on ‘Entitlement’ in Iowa

Sen. Chuck Grassley’s grandson, a state lawmaker and farmer, wants to crack down on food stamps.

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Iowa GOP Will Stop Cadillac-Driving Young Bucks From Living It Up On Cooking Oil, Salt, Hobo Beans

They used to be mad about lobster. Now they're mad about white rice and canned soup.

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