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Gazzetta del Cadavere 21h ago

È morto Chuck Norris. Anzi no. https://gazzettadelcadavere.dynu.net/e-morto-chuck-norris-anzi-no/

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poponion 2d ago

Busque algunos #chucknorrisfacts que siempre alegran.

Fabos (not an OS)3d ago

Remember the glorious "Chuck Norris would ..." facts? Let's flood Fedi with it as a nice farewell ...

#chucknorris #chucknorrisfacts #boost

RE: https://der.cyberterror.ist/notes/ak51w4ctvejv0m11

狐ヴィクシー 4d ago

Chuck Norris didn't die. He transported his soul to hell to wage guerilla warfare against Satan.

#chucknorris #chucknorrisfacts

Suresh Venkatasubramanian 4d ago

Chuck Norris challenged Death to a karate fight ... and alas, Death won. RIP. #chucknorrisfacts Chuck Norris, prolific action star and martial arts champion, dies aged 86 | Movies | The Guardian share.google/1N3jKA6vAf4Z...

Chuck Norris, prolific action ...

Chuck Norris, prolific action star and martial arts champion, dies aged 86

Actor and martial artist who rose to fame after starring in Bruce Lee’s The Way of the Dragon also became a TV fixture with Walker, Texas Ranger

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Kit Bashir 4d ago

When Chuck Norris dies, you offer condolences to the afterlife. #ChuckNorrisFacts

🌈 Barbapulpe 😇 ᴹᵃˢᵗᵒᵈᵒⁿ 4d ago

Pour ceux qui ne connaîtraient pas et en son souvenir... les « Chuck Norris facts ».

(Et désolé pour ce site internet qui est un modèle de merdification du web)

https://www.chucknorrisfacts.fr/

#ChuckNorris #ChuckNorrisFacts

Chuck Norris Facts -fr

Chuck Norris Facts - Fr. Découvrez la légende Chuck Norris, entièrement en français.

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Chuck Norris una volta ha vinto il giro d'Italia.

Con una cyclette.

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Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

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When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up.

He pushes the Earth down.

#chucknorris #chucknorrisfacts