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Chuck Norris war der einzige, der einen Neun-Darter mit acht Darts geworfen hat.

Chuck Norris hat mal im #Darts die 181 ausgecheckt - mit einem Roundhouse-Kick.

Busque algunos #chucknorrisfacts que siempre alegran.

Remember the glorious "Chuck Norris would ..." facts? Let's flood Fedi with it as a nice farewell ...

#chucknorris #chucknorrisfacts #boost

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Chuck Norris didn't die. He transported his soul to hell to wage guerilla warfare against Satan.

#chucknorris #chucknorrisfacts

Chuck Norris challenged Death to a karate fight ... and alas, Death won. RIP. #chucknorrisfacts Chuck Norris, prolific action star and martial arts champion, dies aged 86 | Movies | The Guardian share.google/1N3jKA6vAf4Z...

Chuck Norris, prolific action ...

Actor and martial artist who rose to fame after starring in Bruce Lee’s The Way of the Dragon also became a TV fixture with Walker, Texas Ranger

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When Chuck Norris dies, you offer condolences to the afterlife. #ChuckNorrisFacts

Pour ceux qui ne connaîtraient pas et en son souvenir... les « Chuck Norris facts ».

(Et désolé pour ce site internet qui est un modèle de merdification du web)

Chuck Norris Facts - Fr. Découvrez la légende Chuck Norris, entièrement en français.

Death didn't take Chuck Norris. He went to the afterlife to challenge Death to a kickboxing match.

Chuck Norris didn't actually die, God just needed someone who could challenge him in arm wrestling.