What does Santa use to measure his sleigh? A Santameter!

Why do reindeer like Beyoncé? Because they sleigh all day!

What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a little trim before the big day.🎄

What’s Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap music.🎵

What do you call a broke Santa? Saint Nickel-less.🎅🏻
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1. Why did the cowboy hang his stocking on the barn door? Because the fireplace was full of hay!🚪

2. What do you call Santa on a cattle drive? Kringle the Wrangler.🎄
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1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

2. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.

3. What’s every elf’s favorite music genre? Wrap music.
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1. Santa saw your search history. He gave you socks instead.

2. The Christmas tree isn’t the only thing that needs a drink tonight.

3. My bank account and Santa’s sleigh both run on magic this year.🎄
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110+ Dodgy Christmas Jokes You’ll Regret Reading Out Loud
1. What do you call Frosty when he’s rude? A melt-down.

2. Who’s Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-is Presley.🎄
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1. Why did Santa move to the hood? For better sleigh parking and cheaper rent!

2. What do ghetto elves use to wrap presents? Aluminum foil from last night’s leftovers.

3. Why did grandma hide her presents? ‘Cause last year, the family “borrowed” them.🎄🎅
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#rudolph the #reindeer before another pack of presents to carry on their #sleight through #silentnight
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#pigeon haircut #feather #feathers #avian #birb

#aww
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#ice
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#sunny #borb
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#honey #bee #art #insect #insects #illustration #honeycomb #honeybee #bees
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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; so I took their stereo.

10 "Night Before Christmas" spoofs:

https://topicaltens.blogspot.com/2017/12/23-december-night-before-christmas.html

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