Better late than never… #christmascinema
I don’t know what KD Lang was on when they filmed this but I want a bottle #christmascinema
Oh right, we get a weird and totally not queer Tai Chi scene #christmascinema
Where are the telephones? #christmascinema
“Red usually means caution. Or beef, if it’s a bullion cube.” #ChristmasCinema
For tonight’s #ChristmasCinema, a wholesome story about a boy, his dog and Phoebe Cates.
And now for tonight’s #ChristmasCinema selection, we go back in time…to when getting ahead at the office was as easy as letting your bosses use your home as their sex pad.
Knocking off the last Christmas-adjacent movie before we switch to full-tilt #ChristmasCinema
Picking apart An Aspen Christmas Conspiracy (2025) and its baffling choices, including a dog named Jimmy Stewart, a judge named Reinhold, and a “conspiracy” that barely qualifies as paperwork.
#MovieReview #AspenChristmasConspiracy #HolidayMovies #FilmCritique #IndieFilm #ChristmasCinema #MovieThoughts
https://pablohoneyfish.wordpress.com/2025/12/08/the-architecture-of-contrivance-structural-and-ethical-failures-in-an-aspen-christmas-conspiracy/
The Architecture of Contrivance: Structural and Ethical Failures in An Aspen Christmas Conspiracy

An Aspen Christmas Conspiracy (2025) could be set in any other place during any other time of the year. It’s not much of a conspiracy, either. The film’s narrative architecture is fundamentally und…

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