Lord HoneybeanDec 28
Better late than never… #christmascinema
Lord HoneybeanDec 27
I don’t know what KD Lang was on when they filmed this but I want a bottle #christmascinema
Show threadLord HoneybeanDec 19
Oh right, we get a weird and totally not queer Tai Chi scene #christmascinema
Lord HoneybeanDec 19
Where are the telephones? #christmascinema
Lord HoneybeanDec 15
“Red usually means caution. Or beef, if it’s a bullion cube.” #ChristmasCinema
Show threadLord HoneybeanDec 14
Hey Flo #ChristmasCinema
Lord HoneybeanDec 14
For tonight’s #ChristmasCinema, a wholesome story about a boy, his dog and Phoebe Cates.
Lord HoneybeanDec 13
And now for tonight’s #ChristmasCinema selection, we go back in time…to when getting ahead at the office was as easy as letting your bosses use your home as their sex pad.
Lord HoneybeanDec 12
Knocking off the last Christmas-adjacent movie before we switch to full-tilt #ChristmasCinema
jpDec 9
Picking apart An Aspen Christmas Conspiracy (2025) and its baffling choices, including a dog named Jimmy Stewart, a judge named Reinhold, and a “conspiracy” that barely qualifies as paperwork.
#MovieReview #AspenChristmasConspiracy #HolidayMovies #FilmCritique #IndieFilm #ChristmasCinema #MovieThoughts
https://pablohoneyfish.wordpress.com/2025/12/08/the-architecture-of-contrivance-structural-and-ethical-failures-in-an-aspen-christmas-conspiracy/
The Architecture of Contrivance: Structural and Ethical Failures in An Aspen Christmas Conspiracy

An Aspen Christmas Conspiracy (2025) could be set in any other place during any other time of the year. It’s not much of a conspiracy, either. The film’s narrative architecture is fundamentally und…

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