Trump's Current Elite Strike Force Of Lawyers Very Elite, Super Strikey

Who can get better lawyers than this? Anyone.

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TRUMP AND JOE BIDEN BOTH STOLE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS AND TOOK THEM TO MAR-A-LAGO! (Except Joe Biden)

This thing is not like that thing.

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January 6 Report Is Real, And It's Spectacular

Let's read it together!

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Trump Lawyers Know What Is A Crime And It Is Saying Donald Trump Did Crimes

Hey, lawyers, can you just not, please?

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