Mastodawn

Look let's be honest if you walked into a used car dealership you know that dodgy one in every city or town that sells shit boxes with wound back odometers the cam belt is rattling the water pumps squealing it tits off, Bishop would be the salesmen siting across from you offering no money down and 40% intrest.

It was actually a smart move by Luxon kicking him to the curb from a optics point of view.

#nzpol #chrisbishop

Rupert Brackenbury Feb 19

I wonder what it's like being #ChrisBishop? You wake up every morning, check your text messages to find out what you believe that day, then work backwards from there
#NZPol #NactionalFirst #CoalitionOfChaos

Rupert Brackenbury Dec 1

As I drove through #LowerHutt, on the way to a #hospital appointment I'd waited 2 years for, I saw the huge queue at the #foodbank & billboard for #ChrisBishop gloating about more roads.
It seems like its all connected.
#nzpol

Rupert Brackenbury Oct 27

In #PhilipKDick's short story "Faith of our fathers" an illegal anti-hallucinogen allows you to see the country's leader is actually horrifying biomechanical monstrosity & this is a pretty good metaphor for living in #LowerHutt & hearing people fawn over #ChrisBishop
#nzpol

Mike Boon Jun 9, 2025

Wee Chris did a boo boo
#MyThinks
#365DaysofWriting
#AYearofWriting
#Writing
#NZPol
#ChrisBishop

https://open.substack.com/pub/mythinks/p/wee-chris-did-a-boo-boo?r=9m6wj&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

Wee Chris did a boo-boo

A statement where New Zealand government politician Chris Bishop talks about his feelings. There is a local context here, so apologies to our internation readers who will have no idea who Bish is.

My Thinks

Bob LeFridge

Jun 3, 2025

Today's ODT editorial has the intriguing headline: "Halfway down ‘Dickhead’ Road".

As you'd imagine, it's about Chris Bishop's drunken abuse at the music awards.

https://archive.ph/8d9Mw#selection-1197.0-1197.28

#NZPol #ChrisBishop #NationalNotFitToGovern

Rupert Brackenbury May 31, 2025

#ChrisBishop is bitter that he's not considered cool, completely oblivious to every other aspect of his person.
#NactionalFirst

Bob LeFridge

May 31, 2025

Simeon grasped Chris gently but firmly by the hand and took him for a walk in the garden to sober up after last night's fiasco. This wasn't the first time Bish had gone on a bender but it was almost as bad as that time he'd been caught inappropriately messaging teenage girls.

Bishop was tired. His eyes were moist and he was sure they were red, at least they were from the inside looking out. He reeked of stale booze and regret.

"I can't believe Don McGlashan called me a dickhead", he sniffed.

Brown shuffled awkwardly. "Don't look over there", he warned. "There's a Maori flag which might trigger you again."

#NZPol #Humour #ChrisBishop

Bob LeFridge

May 30, 2025

Political snowflake upset by Maori symbols

At yesterday's music awards, Stan Walker brought performers on stage holding te Tiriti flags and banners. In the audience, ignorant National Minister and full-time racist Chris Bishop shouted "Performative acclaim. What a load of crap" and started ranting.

Music legend Don McGlashan then confronted Bishop and said 'ah shut up you dickhead'.

That's worth printing on a t-shirt.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360708467/national-mp-chris-bishop-calls-stan-walkers-toitu-te-tiriti-performance-load-crap

#ChrisBishop #DonMcGlashan