Rupert BrackenburyFeb 19
I wonder what it's like being #ChrisBishop? You wake up every morning, check your text messages to find out what you believe that day, then work backwards from there
#NZPol #NactionalFirst #CoalitionOfChaos
Rupert BrackenburyDec 1
As I drove through #LowerHutt, on the way to a #hospital appointment I'd waited 2 years for, I saw the huge queue at the #foodbank & billboard for #ChrisBishop gloating about more roads.
It seems like its all connected.
#nzpol
News BeepNov 20

Minister admits RoNS reality is biting – and hard

“Whatever the problem, build another road” has been a hallmark of policy from the current government. And we’ve…
#NewsBeep #News #Headlines #ChrisBishop #fueltax #NewZealand #NZ #RoNZ
https://www.newsbeep.com/260993/

News BeepNov 15

The five best moments from the launch of Juggernaut 2

Chris Bishop on ditching MMP, Linda Clark on waiting for Winston and plenty more from Wellington’s one-night-only trip…
#NewsBeep #News #Headlines #ChrisBishop #CommentsEnabled #Juggernaut2 #national-party #NewZealand #NZ #Politics #TheEmbassy #wellington #WinstonPeters
https://www.newsbeep.com/251753/

Rupert BrackenburyOct 27
In #PhilipKDick's short story "Faith of our fathers" an illegal anti-hallucinogen allows you to see the country's leader is actually horrifying biomechanical monstrosity & this is a pretty good metaphor for living in #LowerHutt & hearing people fawn over #ChrisBishop
#nzpol
News BeepAug 26, 2025

Newly sober nation begs for one more hit of high house prices

Please bro, just one more house price rise will fix it. I swear. Chris Bishop was unequivocal when…
#NewsBeep #News #Headlines #ChrisBishop #chrisluxon #CommentsEnabled #houseprices #HousingCrisis #NewZealand #NZ #Politics #Society
https://www.newsbeep.com/83533/

Mike BoonJun 9, 2025

Wee Chris did a boo boo
#MyThinks
#365DaysofWriting
#AYearofWriting
#Writing
#NZPol
#ChrisBishop

https://open.substack.com/pub/mythinks/p/wee-chris-did-a-boo-boo?r=9m6wj&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

Wee Chris did a boo-boo

A statement where New Zealand government politician Chris Bishop talks about his feelings. There is a local context here, so apologies to our internation readers who will have no idea who Bish is.

My Thinks
Bob LeFridge  Jun 3, 2025

Today's ODT editorial has the intriguing headline: "Halfway down ‘Dickhead’ Road".

As you'd imagine, it's about Chris Bishop's drunken abuse at the music awards.

https://archive.ph/8d9Mw#selection-1197.0-1197.28

#NZPol #ChrisBishop #NationalNotFitToGovern

Rupert BrackenburyMay 31, 2025
#ChrisBishop is bitter that he's not considered cool, completely oblivious to every other aspect of his person.
#NactionalFirst
Bob LeFridge  May 31, 2025

Simeon grasped Chris gently but firmly by the hand and took him for a walk in the garden to sober up after last night's fiasco. This wasn't the first time Bish had gone on a bender but it was almost as bad as that time he'd been caught inappropriately messaging teenage girls.

Bishop was tired. His eyes were moist and he was sure they were red, at least they were from the inside looking out. He reeked of stale booze and regret.

"I can't believe Don McGlashan called me a dickhead", he sniffed.

Brown shuffled awkwardly. "Don't look over there", he warned. "There's a Maori flag which might trigger you again."

#NZPol #Humour #ChrisBishop