This just in from JACKED TRACTS contributor & zine hero Klon Waldrip: JACKED TRACTS has been spotted on the shelves of the mighty BizarroWuxtry in Athens, GA. Grab 'em while they last, Athenians!

#comics #comix #jackedtracts #chicktracts

God Hates Dinosaurs talk at Dorkbot-SF at DNA Lounge, 2018-03-28

https://spectra.video/w/bEW3gY9wRoeSotKuxFtyf7

God Hates Dinosaurs talk at Dorkbot-SF at DNA Lounge, 2018-03-28

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A day with God Hates Dinosaurs

https://spectra.video/w/uEHXxfcyrhChi54QnGw5rL

A day with God Hates Dinosaurs

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#Monsterdon I'm sorry we were collectively traumatised by any reminders that #ChickTracts were a thing.

Please accept this Cthulhu version of those vile tracts as a form of therapy:

https://imgur.com/gallery/howard-hallis-cthulhu-chick-tract-1ZzJZXo

Anyway, I made a fun design based on the t-shirt a servant of Satan was wearing in an old Chick tract. If you value my political and theological insights, what's wrong with you, but if you don't, you can express your deep conviction that drugs certainly do skull by heading over to https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/163648294?asc=u and buying one at wholesale. I'm serious, I have my profit margin set to the lowest level allowed by law. Redbubble law is swift and merciless.
#TShirt #Design #ChickTracts #DRUGS

The tract ends how Chick tracts always end. The pro-gay character (despite being previously identified as a reverend and a Bible scholar) is told the story of Jesus, and acts as if he's never heard it before. He repents and is saved, hallelujah, and don't you want to do the same, you sinner?

Nothing further is said about the fate of the hospitalized, bandaged Black preacher who was beaten up by the cops. This is on-brand for Chick comics: women and POC are only used as props until a heroic white evangelist comes in and saves the day.

#chicktracts

By the way, if you were wondering how Chick rebuts this... he doesn't. His self-insert character basically just says, "Nuh-uh! God hates gayness!" and rebukes the demon in the name of Jesus, causing it to flee and the pro-gay character to suddenly go weak in the knees.

Do Christian fundamentalists ever try this on actual nonbelievers? Or are they sufficiently skilled at doublethink to not attempt it in the real world because they know it doesn't work?

#chicktracts