DAMNIT.
I can't pull anything over on @danvpeterson!
(Context: we went to #ChicagoComiCon yesterday and bought, among other things, some fancy chocolate.
We then went to a nearby German restaurant where he informed us he is not a fan of sauerkraut.
He forgot his half of the chocolate at our house and came to get it a little while ago today. So I embraced my inner Super Villain and tried to poison him.
Or did I?)