In da mud, I make a poo
Make a poo
Make a poo

In da mud, I make a poo
And den I run away!

#CheddarSong #IRunnedAwayTooFastForPikchur #IRunnedAwayFwomDaStinky

I likes donuts
Dis I noe
Becuz my tummy
Told me so

#CheddarSong #CheddarPoetry #Donuts #NummyInMyTummy #DereBeJamInside

Da Figgy on da weel
Gos round and round
Round and round
Round and round

Da Figgy on da weel
Gos round and round
After he gos poop

#CheddarSong #Weel #SillyFiggy #AfterPoopyRuns

Chin chinny me, chin chinny me,
Chin chin cha woo
Wubbing my chin means dat
Lukky is yoo

Chin chinny me, chin chinny me,
Chin chin cha wite
Good luk will wub off
Wen I turn and I bite!

#CheddarParrydee #CheddarSong #ItFwomMarryPoopins #BiteBitebite #FinComeForSnak

I noes wat yor finkin
But I not be stinkin
It's mama, she farting all loud

She's wootin and tootin
And skootin and pootin
And making dem stinkys all pwoud!

#CheddarPoetry #CheddarSong #FartDay 💨#StinkyMama #DisMyBumbum #INotFartNoMor #FiggyNeberHasTooted #INotFinksHeNoeHow

Pannycake, pannycake
In da pan
Make me a pannycake
As fast as yoo can

Por it, flip it, mark it wif a see
Den I put it in my tummy
Cuz it jus for me!

#CheddarSong #Pannycake #Nummy #FiggyHasSumToo #WeMakeBigMess #StillNoFin #CatsOfMastodon

Rite heer I be
Taking a pee
In da middle of da flowers
In da time

I wayz my tail
A long pee twail
In da middle of da flowers
In da time

#CheddarPoetry #CheddarSong #IPeeInDaTime #StillNoFin #CatsOfMastodon

I gots da eye of da tiger
A fiter
A fearse kitty biter
Cuz I is da Cheddy
And yoo gonna hear me RAWRR!

Louder, louder den a lion
Cuz I is da Cheddy
And yoo gonna hear me RAWRR!
Yoo gonna hear me RAWRR!

#CheddarSong #Parody #KatyPerryRAWRR #HearMeRAWRR #TigerDay #FinEatedHisNoms #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

Ware's my mousie?
Ware's my mousie?
Dere he is!
Dere he is!
Kik and bite his face, den
Send him into space, den
Mama, bite!
Kissy, bite!

#CheddarNursyRime #CheddarSong #Bite #Mousie #CatsOfMastodon