#HappyHanukkah and #ChagSameach !

Q: How much Hanukkah gelt did the skunk get?
A: One cent.

Q: What’s the difference between Hanukkah and a dragon?
A: One lasts for eight nights, the other sometimes ate knights.

Q: How many potatoes does it take to make potato pancakes?
A: A latke.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Hanukkah #Chanukkah #ChanukkahSameach #StarWars #HanSolo #HarrisonFord #Menorahs #Menorah

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Gerade sind unsere Gedanken bei den Menschen in Sydney und den Familien der Todesopfer! 🕯️

Am Bondi Beach in Sydney hat es heute Abend einen Schusswaffenangriff gegeben. Die Behörden sprechen von einem antisemitischen Terroranschlag. Offiziellen Angaben zufolge sind 16 Menschen getötet worden.

#ChanukkahSameach #Vielfalt #GegenAntisemitismus #grüne

#ChanukkahSameach night four!!!!

#ChanukkahSameach night two!!

in my beit din, when they asked about my favorite holiday, I said #Chanukah "because it's the 'we're here we're queer get used to it' of holidays"

totally forgot to post this last night, but #ChanukkahSameach y'all!!!