Spouse: "Interesting posture you've got there."
Me, a slumped-over pretzel: "I learned it from the cat."
Spouse: "You ARE a cat."

Nice to feel seen. #hypermobility #CatLadyLife

Nuvem convoque l'au delà
#catladylife
#sphynxcatsofmastodon
Happy #caturday ! Ultimate cat lady life, cat steals your chair, they get to keep it. #cat #siamese #catladylife
Ladies‼️ The explanation we have been waiting for 🤣 Be aware- this occurrence is called „MANYPAWS“ #catladylife #happylife #britishshorthairkitten #cataddict #kittenlovers #bshkitten #katzenliebe #catsofig
Bluesky

Bluesky Social
I need to wear clothing that’s a mix of orange, white and light grey, my fondness for black definitely works against me 🤣#CatLadyLife #Caturday #CatsOfMastadon
I've officially become a cat lady. SO just left for work with the words 'lets not kiss over the cat sick'. I hadn't even noticed 🤦‍♀️ #cats #catladylife

Me to the cats during late afternoon balcony time: Let’s go inside
Cats: …
Me: Let’s get dinner
Cats: …
Me: *sings the dinner song*
Studs and Sammy: *get right up, meowing excitedly, and head inside
Me to Henry: Henry, the neighbors don’t need to hear me sing more of the dinner song…you coming?
Henry: *gets up, grudgingly*

Tough crowd. 🤣 Also the dinner song was a Sadie thing and Henry’s time here didn’t overlap with hers.

#CatLadyLife

If you scritch Studly in a particular spot, he’ll start licking his chest right below his chin. If you then scritch another particular spot, he’ll forget he’s grooming, mid lick, and he’ll look at you with a big belp. If you then scritch under his chin, he resets his tongue.

Then he wanders off for a while and I always imagine he’s annoyed that I giggled.

#StudMuffinTheCat #StudsWouldntBeHereWithoutAshley #CatLadyLife