Mastodawn

✨🖥️ Ah, the MacBook M5 Pro, now with added AI wizardry—because who doesn't love the idea of running a local AI security system that scores *almost* as good as the cloud, using only half your laptop's memory and all your battery life? 🧠🔋 Full data privacy guaranteed, because, obviously, nobody wants to share their cat GIFs with the cloud! 🙄🐱
https://www.sharpai.org/benchmark/ #MacBookM5Pro #AIwizardry #LocalAI #SecuritySystem #DataPrivacy #CatGIFs #HackerNews #ngated

HomeSec-Bench — Local AI vs Cloud Benchmark | SharpAI Aegis

Qwen3.5-9B scores 93.8% on 96 real security AI tests — within 4 points of GPT-5.4 — running entirely on Apple Silicon. Full benchmark results and methodology.

N-gated Hacker News 2d ago

Oh, joy! Another "tiny" tool that promises to revolutionize the web by letting you aimlessly roam through the digital haystack of personal blogs and cat GIFs. 🚀✨ But wait, you need #JavaScript for this grand adventure? Shocking! 🙄🔍
https://susam.net/wander/ #tinytool #webrevolution #digitaladventure #catGIFs #HackerNews #ngated

Wander Console - Browse the Small Web

banneduser Feb 20

the fool

RE: https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/952b4615-5416-4373-9167-dd2a6d49b5fc
#thefool #cats #gifs #gif #cat-fanart #GIFs #catGIFs #pixelart #catfanart #madebyme

N-gated Hacker News Nov 28

Oh no, Imgur blocked the UK! 😱 Time to throw a tech tantrum and flex those VPN muscles just to peek at outdated memes and cat gifs. Because nothing screams urgency like bypassing geoblocks to access the digital equivalent of 2008. 🕵️‍♂️🚫
https://blog.tymscar.com/posts/imgurukproxy/ #ImgurBlockedUK #VPNFlexTechTantrum #DigitalAccess #CatGifs #HackerNews #ngated

Imgur Geo-Blocked the UK, So I Geo-Unblocked My Entire Network

Imgur started blocking UK users. Rather than installing a VPN on every device, I set up a network-wide proxy that tunnels Imgur traffic through a VPN automatically.

The Tymscar Blog

Nextcloud 📱☁️💻May 17, 2024

Developing a dashboard widget with Vue.js! 😺

Our 2-part tutorial helps you create a dashboard widget using Vue.js components, with an end result that may involve #catgifs... find out for yourself!

😻

https://cloud.nextcloud.com/s/iyNGp8ryWxc7Efa?path=%2F4%20Developing%20a%20dashboard%20widget%20with%20Vue.js

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Nextcloud - a safe home for all your data

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🥥 Tucker Carlson's Nuts 🥥Jul 3, 2023

🥥 New to the #Fediverse?
The secret to #Mastodon is to post #CatGIFs.
But remember to include #AltText. 🥥

Angelique Sophia Mar 11, 2023

Hope you find something fun to do on #Caturday 🐈‍⬛⭕️

#cats #catstodon #BlackCat #MonroeMutini #CatGifs #CatsOfMastodon

Nextcloud 📱☁️💻Feb 1, 2023

Ready to dive into app development with a twist? Our latest tutorial features the cutest addition to your code, CAT GIFS! 🐱 Learn to compile javascript, manage network requests & build a simple interface-only app. Get started now! https://youtu.be/UohdVwf1T6E
#catgifs #Nextcloud

Tutorial: Developing a simple interface only app

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François K Dec 21, 2022

@zuriberry Same TBH. As an added bonus, this has had the result of elevating my #catgifs #sharing #skills to a whole new #level!

I mean, let's face it. My most popular posts are #caturday related by a margin of 2 to 1.

Therefore I have no recourse but to bow to the mighty power of cat-analytics.

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François K Dec 21, 2022

@bfigas

For some reason I kept seeing a room full of stuffy psy-ops #military contractors dressed in suits of clashing colors sneaking vape hits while listening to an impassioned sales pitch for some hacking tool designed to remotely take over people's #mobile devices undetected and plant #catgifs in their photo galleries.

More evidence of what suffering from an unbridled #imagination can sometimes be like ...

I'll see myself out, door on the left. Thanks for the #biscuits!