Unholy/Syn(ACK) 
Why do I dislike wearing jeans? Well I'll tell you. It's because there are not enough pockets for all my stuff unless I want to risk sitting on my phone or my vape by having to carry it in my back pocket.
And my apologies to all the ladies out there who normally don't get pockets on any of their clothing for some unknown reason. I know that at least I get some pockets by default, but I'm still going to complain about not having enough. I'm sorry.