I heard the US described as Canada's sister nation today. I bristled. While many of the individuals are fine, collectively the US is more like an inbred cousin. And at any given time probably strung out on meth. There's a reason the "Florida man" stereotype exists, and the US collectively elected one.

"Hold my beer!"
"…Um, sure. But I'll be over there holding it behind that concrete wall." #CanadaUS