Get to cafe, grab a table and sit down. Table next to me is this Little Dude (four, I'm guessing) just Doggin' on a chocolate cupcake. A significant percentage of which is coating his face.

I couldn't help but smile, so he smiles back ... now he's got chocolate clown face. ๐Ÿคฃ

#Win #CafeComputing

Ah Yes, Just the Tab I wanted to find randomly in The Cafe, and couldn't be a better time with the Lady and Children folk running about, and a few of my Industry Mates (satellite office).

This one is from The Lodge while we were discussing remote control sex toys (because of course we were) and that led to discussing the ButtPlug.Io as there is an Open Standard for Adult Toys (because of course there is).

Not *Not* Safe For Work. *Shrug*

https://buttplug.io/

#CafeComputing (...)

Buttplug: Sex Toy Control Software

Buttplug is an open-source standards and software project for controlling intimate hardware, including sex toys, fucking machines, and more. We were

Buttplug: Sex Toy Control Software

Ha! Kid walks into Cafe with T-Shirt:

"Discover Meals On Wheels" - And a pictogram of a bear chasing a bicyclist through the woods.

#CafeComputing

Fun Random:

Some nice elementary school ladies are doing a report on the "Compaq Portable" from 1983! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคฃ

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compaq_Portable

#CafeComputing #RetroComputing #GoodKids

Compaq Portable - Wikipedia

Dear Gods
Please grant me the grace to not fuck with this person's unlocked laptop and their IDE, while they're walking around outside on a call. And please grant me the calm to say nothing, only look at them as would a disappointed parent to an errant child.

#CafeComputing #OpSec #GoddamnitPeople #LockYouFuckingMachines

Dude. Did you just walk away from your machine, unlocked, with a Shell?

Edit: In Redmond?!? You're lucky this isn't Sunnyvale. Just sayin'.

#HandsInPockets #CafeComputing #OpSec

WotC has Arrived.

#CafeComputing

LOL. Start message on new VPN (IPv6 Native and supporting IPv4):

"NOTE: IPv4 pool size is 253, IPv6 pool size is 65536. IPv4 pool size limits the number of clients that can be served from the pool."

You know? I'm just not all that worried about it at this moment.

#InfoSec #VPN #IPv4 #IPv6 #CafeComputing

Gideon Has Arrived.

3..2.. Ah. He is now getting mobbed by pretty much everyone.

#CafeComputing #DogsOfMastodon

Right. So sometimes I gotta Starbucks. It is the price one pays for my Workstyle in Greater #Seattle

I cannot deal with the #WiFi Captive Portal pic any longer. We can fix that. Click the uBlock icon and then the eye-dropper icon for Select Mode, clicky on the thingy you don't want to be arsed with anymore, click "Create" in the popup: *Bam*, Is Gone. A couple of broad rules against css selectors and everything but the menu and "You're Connected" is gone..

#WebDesignByElf #CafeComputing