Tail end of an actual exchange with my partner.
P: Vance lectured the US athletes after he got booed.
M: Of course.
P: They didn't boo you, you idiot - they're not stupid. The rest of the world did.
M: Because you fucking deserved it.
P: Ya, you deserved it.
M: And stop wearing eyeliner!
P: Ecch... Vance is creepy.
M: I'm only surprised that he hasn't been publicly accused of diddling children yet.
P: Yet. Vance isn't in the Epstein files, is he?
M: His couch is.
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