Disturbin_Dictionary<article><dt>GRAIVE-2024-07_0409_AYFKM_CRDSTRK</dt>
<dd>Delta Airlines has announced that it will sue the pants off of CRDSTRK for the July 2024 debacle with CRDSTRK's "security software".
The debacle crashed 8.5 million MSFT WINDOWS systems, which is typically not something that MSFT allows anyone but MSFT to do.
The resulting outage is considered to be the worst I.T. outage in the history of colossal I.T. incompetence. As such, it is indeed a notable achievement.
The chaos caused by CRDSTRK affected airlines, hospitals, manufacturing, businesses, and governments. Although of course it was hard to tell that governments were more unresponsive than usual during the calamity.
CRDSTRK offered the following explanation for its world-class incompetence: "There were regexes, there was some C, and we are cavalier about testing. How can you blame us? We're just Windows developers!"</dd></article>