Me, wearing a mask at a store, notices a man staring at me, moves to allow him through the aisle.
Man: Those things kill you y'know
Me: ?
Man: The mask
Me, cheerily: No they don't
Man: Yes they do
Me: Nope!
Man: They kill your lungs and mess up your breathing
Me: I have been breathing just fine with this on
Man: It's gonna hurt you
Me: No they don't!
Man: *garbles about some kind of conspiracy*
Wtffff I just wanted some tomatoes 🤣

