Ah, the zen of failure! πŸš€βœ¨ In this knee-slapper of a revelation, we learn that CI's true calling is to be the harbinger of doom, all while charging a premium for the privilege of a glorified syntax check. Because why pay for success when you can spend your days in debugging purgatory? πŸ˜‚πŸ”§
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The purpose of Continuous Integration is to fail

CI is only valuable when it fails. When it passes, it's just overhead: the same outcome you'd get without CI.

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