Mastodawn

Who needs therapy when you’ve got Thera Bezowitz, the Cognitive Efficiency Consultant?
She’ll help you emotionally outsource all your feelings so you can hustle harder.
Wishlist if you need therapy
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3256060/Droian/
#ceomindset #lore #latestagecapitalism #indiegame

United Ghouls Studio Oct 13

Cypher Null invented mindfulness, then monetized it, then removed the “mind” part.

Bet she does pilates in VR then gets a Erewhon Skin Smoothy while bitching that her interns never get anything done on time.

🤖Wishlist Droian if taking a number 2 on company time is your passion. https://store.steampowered.com/app/3256060/Droian/ #ceomindset #lore #latestagecapitalism #indiegame

United Ghouls Studio Oct 8

MEET JAXSON: He wears sunglasses indoors, fires people by Slack, and once referred to empathy as "a causality."

NO THIS IS NOT REAL. Droian is satire (but also not?).

🔥 Wishlist if you hate Jaxson: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3256060/Droian/ #ceomindset #lore #latestagecapitalism #indiegame

United Ghouls Studio Jul 21, 2025

Why, and also may I add, HOW do people like this ACTUALLY exist... 👀👀👀👀👀

(Once again this is a fictional post by the fictional company X-corps from our game ❤️Droian❤️.) https://store.steampowered.com/app/3256060/Droian/

#ceomindset #lore #latestagecapitalism

United Ghouls Studio Jul 11, 2025

Now who did they outsource it to???????? 👀👀👀👀👀 (Once again this is a fictional post by the fictional company X-corps from our game ❤️Droian❤️)

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3256060/Droian/

#ceomindset #lore #latestagecapitalism

United Ghouls Studio Jul 2, 2025

((THIS IS A FICTIONAL POST MADE BY THE FICTIONAL EVIL ASS COMPANY, X-CORPS, FROM OUR GAME ❤️Droian❤️. WE UGS ARE FULLY AGAINST THE USE OF AI UNLESS IT BECOMES MORE ECO FRIENDLY, HEAVILY REGULATED, CONTROLLED AND ONLY FOR THINGS HUMANS DON'T ALREADY DO VERY WELL... AKA NOT FOR ART, CULTURE, WRITING, ETC.)) #indiegame #CEOmindset #latestagecapitalism #fictional