The Guardian: Burglars tunnel through wall to steal $10m in goods from LA jewelry store
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/16/los-angeles-jewelry-store-burglary
👀 KOB: Thieves steal viral ice cream from local business (New Mexico)
https://www.kob.com/news/top-news/thieves-steal-viral-ice-cream-from-local-business/
It looks like the #celeb couple were actually in the house, activated the panic button/called nines (old bill were on scene within 8 minutes which is not too bad a response) so the #burglars fled empty handed - but it still doesn't seem a good idea to constantly post pics of your £3,5 *million* dream house on #Instagram - sooner or later you *will* slip up and put up a picture that makes it easy to locate, and #Essex is divided by #inequality
Cheese bandits are at it again in Canada.
CBC: B.C. police foil $12,800 cheese heist at Whole Foods
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/cheese-theft-north-vancouver-1.7383715?cmp=rss
h/t @crispius
"The thieves went for particular items. Day after day, they roamed the neighbourhood and returned home to dump their loot. Before long they had amassed an impressive haul: socks, underpants, a baby’s cardigan, gloves and yet more socks."
Burglars rip down security shutters, steal from Chicago liquor store
10000 S. Western Ave. in Beverly,