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Collection signal: For days that need more funny cats and less polite beige.

#CatShirt #CatArt #FunnyCat #Stealing #Time #Cat #Burglar #GraphicTees

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/83762827-stealing-time-cat-burglar-funny-black-cat-naps-and?store_id=4218570

Stealing Time Cat Burglar – Funny Black Cat Naps & Sleep Thief Graphic by null-pictures

Sneak away for a snooze with this hilarious Stealing Time Cat Burglar design. This adorable graphic features a mischievous black cat dressed in a classic robber's outfit—complete with a striped shirt and domino mask—tiptoeing away with two loot bags filled with "Naps!" A perfect visual pun on the term "Cat Burglar," this design is made for the ultimate procrastinator, heavy sleeper, or anyone who believes that napping is a crime worth committing. It makes a great gift for cat lovers, lazy Sundays, and anyone who is always "stealing time" to catch some Z's.

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KillBait News May 11

Two Los Angeles Home Burglaries Thwarted by Alarms and Witness Intervention

📰 Original title: Neighbor bear-sprayed by burglars in Studio City; alarm disrupts thieves in Beverly Grove

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#incidents #burglar...

Two Los Angeles Home Burglaries Thwarted by Alarms and Witness Intervention

Los Angeles police are investigating two residential burglaries in the city where the criminals were stopped either by home security systems or by residents themselves. On Sunday night at around 10:45…

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Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK Apr 28

One reason why I don't drive an #Audi #S3 or #RS3 - at least a #GolfGTI is nowadays viewed as "middle aged mans car" and overlooked by the kind of people you *don't* want "admiring" it (as its overshadowed by the #GolfR, which I noped out on as too thirsty and more costly to maintain).

My registration mark also makes my car look older than it actually is..

I also do not leave my keys in easy to find locations, any #burglar would struggle to negotiate my chaotic house in darkness (I live alone, so having a few "trip hazards" around isn't a problem to me)

#crime #cars #security

https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2026-04-28/gang-who-tried-to-throw-away-car-keys-before-arrest-jailed-for-vehicle-thefts

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Richard Michael Blaber Apr 12

@vfrmedia @wood5y My point is there is an #opportunity #cost to this, & the #MetPolice are not THAT "flush with #resources". Every #black person they're harassing on the streets, & every #pensioner they're #arresting for supporting #PalestineAction & opposing #Israeli #genocide in #Gaza is a #burglar or #mugger they're NOT arresting. They devote far too much time, effort & money policing #protest, simply because the #Government & the #politicians don't like it.

Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK Mar 17

A #burglar has been sentenced to #prison for impersonating #UKPowerNetworks staff in #Kent SE #England and stealing #copper #cable and other #metal - putting many places off supply and causing extremely dangerous and unpleasant situations (removing protective earth cable can cause a rising neutral and phase imbalance, which results in almost 400V appearing in places where only 230V is expected)

#crime #electricity #ElectricalSafety

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8jxd3zz7kxo