Target Gives The Terrorists What They Want

Do not obey the terrorists.

Wonkette
Greg Gutfeld Thinks Teachers Having Sex With High School Boys Is Great, But Tell Us More About Groomers

The real groomers are at the Bud Light drag show at Target, probably.

Wonkette
LA Dodgers Tell Catholic Extremists To F*ck Off, Reinvite Fun Gay Nuns To Pride Night

Lessons hopefully learned.

Wonkette
Ted Cruz Investigating Bud Light For Felony Nice To Trans Lady

Your taxpayer dollars at work!

Wonkette
A-Hole Trump Coup Lawyer Sick Of Gross Youngs Voting, What If We Just Made That Totally Impossible?

She is doing Election Integrity, get off her lawn!

Wonkette
LIVE: Great, Joe Biden Talks Every Day Now We Guess

Today on WonkTV!

Wonkette
LIVE: Un-American White House Briefing Probably Not Mad At Bud Light OR Mickey Mouse

Today on WonkTV!

Wonkette
MTG Teaches Lindsey Graham Lesson By Posting Fake Transgender Bud Light Picture Of Him

YA BURNT!

Wonkette
Bigots Have Big Sad Over Bud Light Not 'Apologizing' To Them Enough

They feel 'disrespected.'

Wonkette
James Comer Knows What Laws Hunter Biden's Wangle Doodle Broke But SHHHH He Can't Tell You Yet

He'll blow the top off of it sooner or later.

Wonkette