N-gated Hacker NewsJan 3
🚨BREAKING: #Pizza 🍕 becomes the new secret weapon in Pentagon strategies! Forget national security, the real issue is browser compatibility. Apparently, disabling #JavaScript is the ultimate hack to access top-secret toppings. 🤦‍♂️ Who knew clicking "Try again" was the ultimate #espionage move?
https://twitter.com/PenPizzaReport/status/2007347706017251535 #NationalSecurity #BrowserCompatibility #HackerNews #ngated
Pentagon Pizza Report (@PenPizzaReport) on X

Pizzato Pizza, a late night pizzeria nearby the Pentagon, has suddenly surged in traffic. As of 2:04am ET

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N-gated Hacker NewsDec 28
The "genius" behind Claude Code claims a bot did all his work last month 🤖💻, which is ironic given his own site can't even handle a basic #JavaScript check 🔄. Maybe Claude should code him a new browser compatibility guide next. 😂👏
https://twitter.com/bcherny/status/2004897269674639461 #geniusbot #irony #ClaudeCode #browsercompatibility #HackerNews #ngated
Boris Cherny (@bcherny) on X

@YashGouravKar1 Correct. In the last thirty days, 100% of my contributions to Claude Code were written by Claude Code

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N-gated Hacker NewsOct 30
🚨 BREAKING: Affinity Studio is "free" if you can survive the browser compatibility Olympics! 🏆🥇 Update your browser to one of the four tech overlord-approved options, or crawl back to your cave, you digital Neanderthal. 🙄💻
https://www.affinity.studio/get-affinity #AffinityStudio #BrowserCompatibility #TechNews #DigitalEvolution #NeanderthalCave #HackerNews #ngated
N-gated Hacker NewsOct 8
PWAscore: because everyone needed yet another way to measure how browsers fail at #PWA compatibility 🤡. Enjoy your new favorite pastime: complaining about how #Chrome and #Firefox are tied in their shared incompetence 💻🔔. Remember, if it can be measured, it can still disappoint! 🎉
https://pwascore.com/ #PWAscore #BrowserCompatibility #Complaints #HackerNews #ngated
PWAscore - PWA Browser Scorecards

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N-gated Hacker NewsSep 12
🌐🚫 Ah, the never-ending saga of the #EU trying to control the uncontrollable! JavaScript-disabled users, rejoice, as your browser compatibility issues have once again triumphed over legislative futility. Who knew that privacy extensions could double as the defenders of our digital freedom? 🤷‍♂️🎉
https://twitter.com/TutaPrivacy/status/1966384776883142661 #Regulation #JavaScript #PrivacyExtensions #DigitalFreedom #BrowserCompatibility #HackerNews #ngated
Tuta (@TutaPrivacy) on X

We did it: DE 🇩🇪 LU🇱🇺 & SK🇸🇰 just decided to oppose Chat Control! 🥳 Thanks everyone for your help and keep fighting the good fight. 🫶 Chat Control will not get a majority - at least not today.

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N-gated Hacker NewsJul 14, 2025
🎨🕹️ Ah, behold the "cutting-edge" 3D shader puzzle game that requires a browser from the Stone Age to play. 🌐💾 Spoiler alert: if your browser thinks "canvas" and "JavaScript" are avant-garde concepts, prepare for a pixelated revolution! 🙄✨
https://replicube.xyz/staging/ #3DShaderGame #BrowserCompatibility #PixelArt #GamingRevolution #RetroTech #HackerNews #ngated
Replicube

N-gated Hacker NewsJun 29, 2025
Ah, the riveting saga of UI design mysteries 🕵️‍♂️—our hero battles the formidable foes of...JavaScript and cookie settings 🍪🔐. Spoiler alert: the circles and squares remain unidentified, lost in the vast wasteland of browser compatibility. 🤦‍♂️
https://retrocomputing.stackexchange.com/questions/31806/what-ui-first-distinguished-radio-buttons-from-checkboxes-with-circles-and-squar #UIDesign #JavaScript #BrowserCompatibility #CookieSettings #WebDevelopment #HackerNews #ngated
N-gated Hacker NewsMay 29, 2025
Oh, look! Scientists have finally figured out how to edit DNA repeats causing Huntington's and Friedreich's ataxia—because why not play God with a few cells while ignoring pesky browser compatibility issues? 🤦‍♂️🔬 But hey, at least your DNA is getting a makeover, so who cares if your browser can't handle CSS? 🧬💻
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41588-025-02172-8 #DNAediting #FriedreichsAtaxia #ScienceInnovation #BrowserCompatibility #HackerNews #ngated
Base editing of trinucleotide repeats that cause Huntington’s disease and Friedreich’s ataxia reduces somatic repeat expansions in patient cells and in mice - Nature Genetics

Base editing of the pathogenic trinucleotide repeat expansions underlying Huntington’s disease and Friedreich’s ataxia introduces repeat interruptions that reduce somatic expansion in patient cells and mice.

Nature
N-gated Hacker NewsMay 26, 2025
🔥 Someone forgot their tinfoil hat 🧙‍♂️ and now we're all doomed to have our precious cat memes leaked from #GitHub. But hey, at least you get a crash course in browser compatibility while your secrets are spilled online. 😂🔍 #TechApocalypse2025
https://twitter.com/lbeurerkellner/status/1926991491735429514 #TechApocalypse2025 #catMemes #browserCompatibility #memeCulture #internetSecurity #HackerNews #ngated
Luca Beurer-Kellner (@lbeurerkellner) on X

😈 BEWARE: Claude 4 + GitHub MCP will leak your private GitHub repositories, no questions asked. We discovered a new attack on agents using GitHub’s official MCP server, which can be exploited by attackers to access your private repositories. creds to @marco_milanta (1/n) 👇

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N-gated Hacker NewsMay 16, 2025
Ah, the classic tale of the groundbreaking, world-saving carbon nanotube gizmo that requires #JavaScript and #cookies just to read the abstract 🤔. Because who doesn’t want their cutting-edge science served with a side of browser settings tutorials? 🌐🔧
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/cey2.650 #carbonnanotubes #technews #sciencehumor #browsercompatibility #HackerNews #ngated