#GetFediHired

A #Vacancy has arisen for a:

#Smart;
#Funny;
#Handsome;
#BroadlyUnselfconscious;
#RugbyPlayer (preferably with #Forward / #FrontRow #Experience)...

For #OnlineBromance...

Must be #Open for #FlirtingOutrageously and #NearConstantInnuendo...

There's #NoMoney in #IT; but, #IT should be #GoodFun...

Also, #IT's #ScottishHeritageMonth, #People... #JustInCase you #Forgot...

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