Mississippi Voters Haaate Gov Tate Reeves But Too Afraid They'll Catch Democrat Cooties

Did we mention Brandon Presley is Elvis's (non-kissing) cousin?

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Mississippi Might Just Oust Gov. Tate Reeves For Elvis Presley* (Technically His Democratic Cousin)

Still an upgrade!

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6 Pink Spirits To Try This Valentine's Day! Tabs, Fri., Feb. 10, 2023

Morning news roundup!

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