#TangentAlert: #BraceBrace...!
I wish I could #Sing like #SharaNelson; but...
I'm a 6'2" #MostlyHuman #PartTimeWerewolf 83% #Robot #Humanoid #Bass / #Baritone, and I can #BarelyCarryATune in a #Bucket...
#ManyPeople have #Tried to #TeachMe to #SingProperly #OverTheYears; but, #MyHeart is just #NotInIT... I'd rather #HowlAtTheMoon...
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Iβm going in #BraceBrace
#Meanwhile... In #TheFormerUnitedKingdom under the #MayorMcCheeseEra...
#AwkwardQuestion: #BraceYourselves... #BraceBrace...!
How're all the little #BrexitFantasists doing today; have they found something to complain to #TheTantrumFairy about yet? Trapped in their nearest local "Warm Bank" with terrible, #Unsecured #WiFi...?
"#BingAI... #DrawMeABrexit...!"
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#BTW: I "should" #Probably #AlsoMention...
#YouKnow (or you "should" - #ByNow) I'm #ReallyExpensive...
#Well... #TheBFF is #ReallyReallyExpensive; because he's #ALittleBitOlder, and #LittleBitWiser...
We shall soon have to #MakeADecision... #BraceBrace...!
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In #TheInterests of #InteractiveStoryTelling; #Which #OneOfUs will be #Today's #DesignatedGrownUp:
#TangentAlert... #BraceBrace...!
On the #Topic of #TopTierTooting...
#Life in the #MastodonSpyBalloon is #JustFine; #IT's a #BitLike being the #CruiseDirector of an #OceanGoingLiner... Or #PilotingTheNormandy...
#IT's #QuiteGoodFun; #TryIT, you might #LikeIT...
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#TangentAlert... #BraceBrace...!
#IWonder what #DaftPunk are #UpTo... #TheseDays...
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#SarahMcLachlan: Hold On (BT Mix)
#So... #AwkwardQuestion: #BraceYourselves... #BraceBrace...!
How're all the little #BrexitFantasists doing today; have they found something to complain to #TheTantrumFairy about yet?
"#BingAI... #DrawMeABrexit...!"
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https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/who-is-michael-heseltine-brexit-375625/
#So... #AwkwardQuestion about #Reproduction... #ComingUp... #BraceBrace...!
#IF the #AngryOrangeWotsit is #SoUncomfortable with #Babies being #CarriedFullTerm / #FullTime for #NineMonths; are #AllFutureBabies going to be #BredInALab; made out of #Offal and #PinkWaferBiscuits... | #LookNoQuestionMark
But, #QuoteToots... #StillQuiteCool...
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