Plastic particles in bottled water

Researchers developed an imaging technique that detected thousands of tiny bits of plastic in common single-use bottles of water.

National Institutes of Health (NIH)
Donald Trump Tosses Hamberders, Lies At East Palestine Residents' Heads, Crisis Over

We're kidding. It won't be over until he blames them for their problems and calls them corrupt.

Wonkette
Perhaps We Could Improve Railroad Safety Somewhat?

Ah, and yet you use things carried by rail!

Wonkette