If only...

If only he'd just left it at The Hobbit.

But...

But he wouldn't let it lie.

#boredoftherings

@Jorsh @selzero
“Whoops!” said Frito.

“Aiyeee,” added Goddam.

“Floop,” suggested the tar pit.

#BoredOfTheRings

@bitterkarella "Toes. I love hairy toes." #BoredOfTheRings
@ShadSterling @trebach @stux “Dribble. Dribble. Fake. Dribble. Fake. Shoot. Dribble. Dribble. Fake. Dribble. Fake. Shoot.” #BoredOfTheRings #Ballhog
Meanwhile, I'm #BoredOfTheRings

From Harvard Lampoon in 1969, eventual founders of National Lampoon magazine gave us BORED OF THE RINGS, an epic parody of Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings." This '90s reprint edition will still delight anyone with a love of fantasy and a good sense of humor. Journey in for this and much, much more!

9/22/23 Open 6-10p. No open containers, please.

#DaytonOhio #BrickAndMortar #UsedBookStore #BoredOfTheRings #Tolkien #Parody #HarvardLampoon #HenryBeard #DougKenney #BonnettsBooks
@bookstodon

Resale shop find. Venus on the Half Shell by Kilgore Trout (actually Philip José Farmer). It's the edition that still pretends to be from Kilgore Trout. Later editions credit it prominently to PJF. It's beaten to crap but I've never seen a copy that wasn't. (Well, based on a sample of two).

And National Lampoon's LotR parody Bored of the Rings. Obviously this edition came out shortly before the movies.

#VenusontheHalfShell
#KilgoreTrout
#BoredoftheRings
#NationalLampoon
#PhilipJoséFarmer