Another one of my #mottos is "#Opinions are like #boogers."

I got one for ya. *flick*

You like that?

Here's another one. *flick*

Opinions are like boogers. Everyone has them, but nobody wants to deal with each other's.

#JackHarlow spits dribble. *flick*

No, but you got your own boogers that you like to eat.

There's a difference between hard, factual data...

...and the shit you push on others.

This is what I'm working on for a #TedTalk. Am I doing good?

#Comedy #BoogerEating