To mark the 40-year anniversary of Peter Mayle’s classic middle-class odyssey ‘A Year in Provence’, publishers are planning a special new edition rumoured to be entitled ‘Ninety Days in Provence’, in celebration of the new freedoms now enjoyed by UK citizens thanks to #Brexit.
The book’s sequel, ‘Toujours Provence’, will be reissued as ‘Quelquefois Provence’.
My children (both under 10) keep asking me when the #TourDeFrance24 is starting because they want to see Firenze and Torino and Paris and honestly I couldn’t be more ridiculously proud.
#BollocksToBrexit
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Met my Brexity neighbour outside today.
He’s got a new dog.
Adopted it.
From Spain.
For real.
Without leaving the house.
Jesus, stray dogs now enjoy greater freedoms in Europe than Brits do.