SubGenius Glossary 6/23/2026: Emergentiles
Emergentiles - One of the two kinds of SubGenii, the other being the Rewardians. SubGenii into work, deadlines, and pushing themselves. Sometimes into punishing themselves for things they might so, which isn’t as kinky as it sounds. They lord the work they do over Rewardians.
SubGenius Glossary 6/21/2026
Bigfoot - The North American strain of Rebel Yeti leftover from the fall of Atlantis. Some are possibly very hairy SubGenii. Some are also Aliens. Some are also SubGenii wearing Ape costumes, leading to a linguistic crisis. Mysteriously never captured nor are corpses found, as if someone is covering something up.
SubGenius Glossary 6/18/2026: Bleeding Head
Bleeding Head of [REDACTED WORLD CUP GOLFER], The - A mysterious artifact that looks like the decapitated head of a certain well-hung golfer with a drink named after him. It and copies of it are ritually launched at various SubGenius events. Brings great blessings on people. One reason golf is a sacred activity for many SubGenii.
SubGenius Glossary 6/17/2026: Adversaria
Adversaria - The Material World of matter and energy. Along with Yacatizma it makes up our universe, Aitherium. Pretty much what you’d expect, this is the stuff you get in high school science courses - mostly. Things are gonna get shaken up at Omicron Epsillon.
SubGenius Glossary 6/14/2026: Rebel Gods
Rebel Gods - A faction of various godlike entities fighting Elder Gods and others. Includes JHVH-1, which says a lot. Manipulated humanity for various reasons, and when you start with humans you know what you get. Some of them hope to evolve us to help them, others enslave us, and they haven’t been a lot of help. Fortunately they keep various malignant entities busy.
SubGenius Glossary 6/11/2026: Economics, Politics, and Religion
Economics - People’s beliefs in commerce. If you ask about someone’s Economics you’ll really get their Religion.
Politics - How people think society should be ordered. When you ask someone’s politics, you usually get their Economics.
Religion - What people believe in and lead their lives by. Most people’s Religion is actually just Politics.
SubGenius Glossary 6/9/2026: The Nameless Ritual
*Nameless Ritual - The daily pursuit of Slack and SubGenius actions that ruin the The Conspiracy. Everything can be the Nameless Ritual for the SubGenius. The ritual helps align our Slack and psychic wavelengths to help the Xists find their way to this universe so X-Day can happen.
SubGenius Glossary 6/7/2026: Bulldadamet
Bulldadamet - A goddess/god/symbol of Bulldada. Represents the power of this noble quality and philosophy. Obviously based on Baphoment. There is a mysterious connection to “Connie” that has yet to be explored, or if anyone has they’re holding back on us. Fun to invoke when you see something wild - “Oh, praise Bulldadamet!”
SubGenius Glossary 6/4/2026: Yacatizma
Yacatizma - The source of all goodness in the universe, probably including Slack. The Energy universe, why the material universe is alive, the place of “Souls.” Home of the REAL Akashic Records, aka The Skor. Possibly the Yin to the material Yang. Pretty awesome, honestly.
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