With ridiculous cliché, I got attacked by little shits on an eBike* last night. #Cycling home after a post-ride social, said eBike pulls up alongside me, the pillion passenger pulls back his arm and launches a clod at me. It misses. They whizz off, then shortly after come back towards me and throw another. I swerve and duck it. I found somewhere to hide and called the po-po. #BikeTooter

*Not an eBike obv. but Surron-type e-motorbike, but I can't play the #BloodyCyclists narrative if I say that.