*New Joke.*

Q: Why'd the rebellious Japanese rose ditch her blind date?

A: She heard he was the Tan-Popo.

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## Gaijin Dad Joke #22

Q. Why couldn't the Japanese gym rat do his finger exercises before lunch?

A. It was already a toe day.

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(It's a work in progress.)

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Q. Why did the forgetful samurai only clean his ears once?

A. He couldn't remenbo.

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It's a shame that the pronunciation of "chive" in French doesn't distinguish which part of francophonie you are from.

Missed opportunity, that.

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English:
What is often forgotten in Christian Mythology is that at Easterday the Weyland (Yutani) raised again.

Deutsch:
Was in der Christlichen Mythologie oft Vergessen wird ist das an Ostern der Weyland (Yutani) auferstanden ist.

Weyland
Weiland
Heiland - Savior
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Meinasin revetä kun näin tän julisteen. Että tämäkin vielä...! 🤣😍

This Tim Walz poster is apparently a humorous comment on a Minnesotan/Midwestern pronunciation of 'hope'. But the improbable thing is that it works equally well in Finnish and is deliciously funny to boot, if you know what Mr Walz's former job was. This is because 'ope' is the most common colloquial Finnish word, and term of address, for... teacher.
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I realize a coworker’s name could be rendered as 金門、and mine as 馬祖。Yes, a bit of a forced joke, and acceptable only in 🇹🇼, probably.

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Is é seo an fáth nár chóir do dhaoine mise a chur le grúpa Whatsappa 😭

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I think I'm as good at Chinese as I am at scaring children...

Boo how?

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