All they sell you is an illusion.

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A century of one-sided design engineered by a professionally bankrupt form of planning.

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Living that "elitist" life...

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"Hey, look at me! I like to burn my financial freedom in exchange for gross excess to get from A to B on a daily basis in an attempt to prop up my so called masculinity!"

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Direct routes for me 🚗, but not for thee 🚲.

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Do I look that capable?

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Thank the Gods for new recruits! 😮‍💨

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How can a three-pound organ that is the seat of intelligence, interpreter of the senses, initiator of body movement, and controller of behavior, manage to get things so wrong?

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Buy a car to go to job.
Go to job to earn money.
Earn money to pay living expenses.
Try to build savings.
T̶r̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶s̶e̶l̶f̶.̶
Spend savings to maintain car.
Repeat🔁

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