Patty still the standard. Every time me see blurry trail cam of female Sasquatch me think “eh, not Patty.” Then me remember me also not Patty. Dating pool very shallow when you are the entire species.
Lots of talk this week in the #bigfoot community about how this new documentary totally disproves the Patterson-Gimlin footage. As someone who *literally* wrote the book on Bigfoot (okay, okay, *a* book on Bigfoot), lemme just say
Wait. Til. The. Documentary. Comes. Out. Right now it's ALL hearsay.
#cryptozoology #sasquatch #pgf #pattersongimlinfilm #CapturingBigfoot
Patty from Patterson-Gimlin still prettier than all of Instagram combined. Meanwhile me look like if Chewbacca lost custody battle and started day drinking. Unfair universe.
Dear diary,
Today me saw drone. Drone saw me. Drone now missing. Coincidence? Me think not. But me also think me handsome so maybe bias.
2026 and still no Netflix doc about me. Yet they make 17 seasons about tiger king and hoarders. Priorities wrong, humans. Me am cultural treasure.
Human ask why me no come out and say hi. Bro me 8 foot tall, smell like wet dog and regret. You would run too. Respect the personal space bubble.