Really BigfootI feel weird again. Like I want to chew on something and swallow it.
#bigfoot
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Ooba, my chimp half-brother, is trying to impress me with his sign language prowess. "THAT'S GOOD, OOBA. IT SEEMS LIKE YOUR THROAT MUST REALLY ITCH THE WAY YOU KEEP MAKING QUICK MOTIONS ACROSS YOUR THROAT. GOOD JOB COMMUNICATING." #Bigfoot
How did humans figure out dancing goes with music? What else goes with music? Saying things? #bigfoot
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stewartstaffordblogCall and Response
Call and Response by Stewart Stafford
Crank call from a candle factory —
A triple-threat candelabra.
Introduced themselves as Sasquatch,
With a vendetta against my Chupacabra.
My wife hyperventilated —
the hundredth call that week,
each one crazier than the last.
Ignore it, I said — turn the other slashed cheek.
Heavy breathing, then pizza orders,
Giggling voices asking for directions.
We changed the number, blew the whistle,
And left the rest to the Department of Deflections.
© 2026, Stewart Stafford. All rights reserved.
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I'd do a pic with a human, if asked. But I am gonna point at my dingdong. #Bigfoot
The only thing toddler Sasquatches are taught is how to freeze in place and stare into the distance. Drill the fundamentals. #Bigfoot
My new best friend is the front half of a coyote I found by the road. His name is Fronty, and he is fun to hang out with. #Bigfoot
Sasquatches used to treat cavemen like they were geniuses, which sounds kind of ridiculous, except you have to remember how much of an idiot prehistoric Sasquatches were. #Bigfoot
Shawn LangleyShipping out some Bob Zombie and #Bigfoot art! Go get yours now at shawnlangley.myshopify.com
