Really BigfootMe plan romantic spot by secret waterfall for lady Sasquatch. Climate change turn it into sad trickle and smoke. Now me standing there like “behold majestic… cough cough… drip.” She ghosted into next county. Thanks global warming.
Damon ThomasAll creative projects should just involve sharing what should exist. An "ought to be" you can hold in your hands. Why do we never get to hear the Florida Bigfoot's story? Now you can! Art: @BlunderBusted https://mixam.com/print-on-demand/698a3eb2458d23d93c62639a #comics #florida #bigfoot #cryptids
You wouldn't believe what this rock I'm holding told me. I need to sit down. #Bigfoot
Drought so bad creek where me used to splash and look majestic now just sad puddle with tadpoles laughing at me. Me try dramatic walk through it… feet get stuck in mud. Very dignified. 10/10 hiding.
Climate change ruining everything. Used to hide in thick old-growth forest. Now trees all dead or on fire. Me standing in middle of clearing like “surprise humans.” Thanks a lot, Al Gore. Me never forgive.
Connect ParanormalThe Bridgewater Triangle contains a long list of mysteries that have interested investigators for generations. These include sightings of Bigfoot, UFOs, ghosts, and signs of sinister cult activity. #bridgewatertriangle #bigfoot #cults https://connectparanormal.net/2026/03/24/the-bridgewater-triangle-a-paranormal-hotspot/
Patty still the standard. Every time me see blurry trail cam of female Sasquatch me think “eh, not Patty.” Then me remember me also not Patty. Dating pool very shallow when you are the entire species.
I've been practicing looking sexy, just in case I'm photographed. I call this look, "BLUE STEEL". #Bigfoot
Hazel E. Baumgartner — AuthorLots of talk this week in the #bigfoot community about how this new documentary totally disproves the Patterson-Gimlin footage. As someone who *literally* wrote the book on Bigfoot (okay, okay, *a* book on Bigfoot), lemme just say
Wait. Til. The. Documentary. Comes. Out. Right now it's ALL hearsay.
#cryptozoology #sasquatch #pgf #pattersongimlinfilm #CapturingBigfoot
Patty from Patterson-Gimlin still prettier than all of Instagram combined. Meanwhile me look like if Chewbacca lost custody battle and started day drinking. Unfair universe.