Former gifted child furious she’s not immediately great at new hobby

Former gifted child furious she’s not immediately great at... #betootaadvocate #satire

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Former gifted child furious she’s not immediately great at new hobby - The Onion and other satire w/ layers - Fedia

> A woman learning an instrument for the first time has deluded herself into thinking she may have a natural affinity for it, despite never showing any signs of having a single musical bone in her body....

‘Narco terrorists’ surprisingly sitting on just as much oil as the last type of terrorists

‘Narco terrorists’ surprisingly sitting on just as much... #betootaadvocate #satire #uspol #venezuela #oil

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‘Narco terrorists’ surprisingly sitting on just as much oil as the last type of terrorists - The Onion and other satire w/ layers - Fedia

> The arbiters of the ‘free world’ have today moved to reassure everyone that a looming regional conflict is completely and utterly necessary....

‘Vegan oysters’ offered at restaurant just a bowl of pistachios

‘Vegan oysters’ offered at restaurant just a bowl of... #betootaadvocate #satire #pistachio #vegan

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‘Vegan oysters’ offered at restaurant just a bowl of pistachios - The Onion and other satire w/ layers - Fedia

> A Betoota Grove restaurant has come under fire from the local vegan community this week, after it was discovered that the ‘vegan’ options available on the menu were not only vastly overpriced, but quite pitiful....

Sims no longer allowed to woohoo before marriage after Saudis acquire Electronic Arts

Sims no longer allowed to woohoo before marriage after... #betootaadvocate #satire #electronicarts #ea #thesims

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Rapture? Apocalypse? Who gives a shit! It’s Friday afternoon and it’s time to DRINK SOME PISS

Rapture? Apocalypse? Who gives a shit! It’s Friday... #betootaadvocate #satire #rapture

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Day 2 of bucks party sees entire group contract autism

Day 2 of bucks party sees entire group contract autism #betootaadvocate #satire #uspol

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Day 2 of bucks party sees entire group contract autism - The Onion and other satire w/ layers - Fedia

> A group of local Betoota Men are today picking up the pieces from a rather larger weekend away....

Girl gives Uber driver 1-star for not speaking soothingly to his friend overseas the whole ride

Girl gives Uber driver 1-star for not speaking soothingly to... #betootaadvocate #satire #uber

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Girl gives Uber driver 1-star for not speaking soothingly to his friend overseas the whole ride - The Onion and other satire w/ layers - Fedia

> A local girl has left her Uber disappointed, after her Pakistani driver wasn’t speaking soothingly in Urdu to his friend back home over the phone....

[Satire] “I am uneasy about the Japanese making our warships” says Landcruiser owner

[Satire] “I am uneasy about the Japanese making our... #betootaadvocate #satire #auspol #australia #japan

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