My better half and I love a good shit movie. The laughably bad sort, that demonstrates how effortlessly good actors put across character and feelings by showing the other end of the skill spectrum. Where the special effects budget was slightly less than the price of a small popcorn from a multiplex cinema: “Would you like a small popcorn, sir?” “No, thanks. I’m making a shit movie later.”

Last night’s effort: 500 MPH Storm. Awesome in all the wrong ways.

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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
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The Borrowed Christmas (2014) is a faith-based holiday movie/surreal fever dream about renting a family for Christmas. Unintentionally creepy, weirdly earnest, and absolutely unforgettable—for reasons it probably didn’t intend.
#TheBorrowedChristmas #MovieReview #BadMovieNight #FaithBasedFilms #HolidayMovies #FilmCritique #MovieThoughts
https://pablohoneyfish.wordpress.com/2025/12/09/the-unsettling-sincerity-deconstructing-the-unaware-horror-of-the-borrowed-christmas/
The Unsettling Sincerity: Deconstructing the Unaware Horror of The Borrowed Christmas

The Borrowed Christmas (2014) feels like one big, elaborate, absurdist anti-joke, but it’s actually a deathly straight, extremely misguided, feel-good, faith-based family flick. Either way, I was m…

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Tonight at Midnight! The House That Dripped Blood
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Last House On Massacre Street
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A horror movie that can’t fact-check its own opening crawl and treats human cruelty like a warm-up act. The Inside (2012) turns found footage into lost cause, piling bad stats, bad choices, and worse ideas into one warehouse of chaos.
#TheInside2012 #FoundFootage #HorrorReview #MovieCritique #IndieHorror #FilmAnalysis #HorrorCommunity #BadMovieNight
https://pablohoneyfish.wordpress.com/2025/11/18/the-inside-manipulation-through-decontextualization/
The Inside: Manipulation Through Decontextualization

The opening sequence of The Inside (2012) relies heavily on intertitles, which function as rhetorical anchors designed to establish the film’s thematic parameters by setting up an environment of sy…

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If the Headless Horseman and the Predator had a child and left him in the woods to be raised by stereotypical Native Americans whose only knowledge of civilization comes from Masters of the Universe, that child would be Skeleton Man (2004) — aka Cottonmouth Joe.
#SkeletonMan #CottonmouthJoe #BMovie #HorrorMovies #CultCinema #MovieReview #BadMovieNight #SoBadItsGood #FilmNerd #MovieDeepDive
https://pablohoneyfish.wordpress.com/2025/11/17/skeleton-man-where-did-you-come-from-where-did-you-go-cottonmouth-joe/
Skeleton Man: Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go, Cottonmouth Joe?

If the Headless Horseman and the Predator had a child and left him in the woods to be raised by stereotypical Native Americans whose only knowledge of civilization comes from Masters of the Univers…

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Nightmare Castle
Tonight at Midnight! Twitch.tv/DrBobTesla
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Frankenstein's Castle of Freaks
Tonight at Midnight
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